Mericcup One-shots

#5 Worst boyfriend

Plot: Hiccup is scared to kiss Merida, and she doesn't even know why.

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Merida

Ugh! He's so... ugh! He's the worst boyfriend ever! Everytime I lean into him for a kiss, he backs away and walk away.

Badly, I wanna kiss him, feel his warm lips against mine, but no. He always backs away. What's wrong with him? He doesn't even had a chapped lips or bad breath. In fact, his breath smells like spearmint, which is good.

Today, I'm gonna have to kiss him. I'm not that obsesssed, and just one kiss from him, I'll be satisfied and contented.

I saw him leaning against his locker. I smirked, putting some apple flavored lip gloss at my lips.

I walked to him. "Hey Hiccup." I called him, trying to be cool.

"Oh, uh, hey Mer." He smiled.

Then, I put my hands at the both side of his face and slammed my lips against his. But that didn't happened, because he dodged down.

So instead, I kissed his locker. I turned around, and he's there. "When's the time Ahm able to kiss ye?" I asked with my Scottish accent, which is normal.

"Soon. Sorry. Not now." He said and left.

I groaned and walked away from the other direction.

**later**

I'm currently inside the library, reading something.

"Hey Mer." I heard someone suddenly spoke, make me jump on my chair slightly.

"Rap... ye scared meh half to death..." I turned around, holding my chest, seeing my bestfriend Rapunzel.

"No. I gave you a heart attack." Rapunzel said sarcastically.

She sat down on the vacant seat beside me. She noticed the book I'm reading. "What are you reading?" She asked.

"N-nothing." I muttered, hiding the book behind me.

"Oh come on. Lemme see. I won't laugh, promise." And with that, she got the book from my back.

"What? 'How to steal a kiss from a guy?' ?" She asked me, looking at the book cover.

"Yah. Everytime Ah try to steal a kiss from him, he backs away, and now, Ahm asking for advice in that... book..." I explained, pointing the book.

"You don't have to ask for an advice from the book. It's easy to steal a kiss from a guy." She told me.

"Easy for ye to say. Unlike Hic, Jack likes kissing back." I told her back.

"You know, Hiccup's a kind of a person who'll kiss a girl when he's ready." She said, giving the book back to me.

"But when he'll be ready to kiss meh? When Ahm dead?" I deadpanned.

"Beats me. But there's only one tip you need to know: Be patient, because soon, he'll have courage to kiss you." She adviced.

"Okay, uh, thanks." As I stood up from my seat and walked out the library.

**dismissal**

I'm sitting on the bench. Okay, keep it up, Merida! All you have to do is to be patient. Soon, Hiccup will have a courage to kiss you.

I knew Hiccup had a chicken side, but I didn't know that kissing a girl is one of those.

I sighed and felt and urge to stretch. So I did. I stretch my arms up and bend backwards, but then.

I felt a warm lips touched mine. I widened my eyes and let go, seeing Hiccup's blushing face upside down.

"Gawd, Hic, Ah've been waiting for ye to do it. And ye took long!" I exclaimed and he sat down beside me.

He rubbed his nape shyly. "Sorry for making you wait... I'm just scared. And sorry if that ain't the best kiss you received from me." He apologized.

"Are ye kidding meh!? Aye love it!! That's the best first kiss Ah've ever received from ye." I said.

"I love you, my archer." He stated.

I smiled and kissed him again.

"Aye love ye too, mah viking..."

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