Twistice (Twi-Stice)

Piercings & First Beach

**Ch 28 Piercings & First Beach**

**Charlie’s POV**

            I have nothing to say. I turned away from the door and headed for the living room. I sat down on the lazy boy and leaned my head back. What is a father to do when he see his only child; his baby girl no-less a step away from have sex on her kitchen floor with her boyfriend. That was to close for comfort. A part of me wanted to take her away and keep her innocent forever while the other part knew she was never innocent to begin with. She basically brought herself up with the assistance of my mom, Renee and myself.

            “This is all that boys fault. She has never been this unstable in her life. Okay I know she has been bad but nothing like this. Please don’t let her come back with a tattoo.” I mumbled to myself unaware of the others in the living room. “Why is it every time something happens between Bella and I and she goes off on her on you always revert back to calling me boy.” Edward grumbled. I sat up in my seat and looked him dead in the eye. “Because it’s always your fault and it will be good to remember that in the long run. The women are always right and you will agree until they realize their not and apologize. That’s the only way your get anywhere besides Bella is more stubborn than a damn mule when she wants to be, and for a father to see his baby girl doing that in front of him…never mind you’ll find out when it’s you turn.” I told him.

            He looked at me with regretful eyes. “I can’t have children none of us can.” He said. I couldn’t help myself and I started laughing. I was laughing so hard and that I was clutching my sides as tears rolled down my face. “WHAT THE FUCK, IS SO DAMN FUNNY ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO HAVE A BABY?!” Rosalie snarled. That sobered me up right away and looked at her. I got up and walked over to her. I looked at Emmett and he got the picture and moved over. I sat down beside Rose and grabbed her hand. “Rosalie, please forgive me for being disrespectful I never meant it like that. I was laughing because Edward believed he couldn’t have children. It is true that the females are frozen in time and no longer have a cycle that is needed for a baby to be born. But that doesn’t go the same for a male who has relations with a human woman.

            I don’t want you to take this out on Bella because I doubt she has been thinking clearly lately but Bella can conceive a baby since she has the cycle that will help the baby grow. Vampire males can still produce sperm as you can tell when you yea I’m not finishing that but you get what I mean. I was going to talk to Bella about this first but I guess you guys will know now. I don’t believe she has thought about that aspect of Edward and her relationship beside wanted to join together, and I wouldn’t give up hope about have a baby just yet Rose. Things happen for a reason and all we can do now is go along for the ride.” I told her as I placed a kiss to her forehead and got up.

            “Thank you Charlie.” She said. I got back to my seat before Carlisle spoke. “Charlie how do you know vampire males can reproduce?” I grinned before answering. “Because I have a friend I guess you can say, and her nephew is a half breed.” Everyone looked amazed by this information. “Okay well that is interesting enough and slightly uncomfortable. What did you mean about you hoped Bella doesn’t come back with a tattoo?” Ben asked. I groaned pulling my hair. “It means Bella is known to do things that will help relieve stress. The first time it happened she got her Bugatti and every time after she added a new vehicle the last time she got the tomahawk and she said that she probably get a tattoo to change it up a bit.” I explained.

            “Fuck that’s hot. I wonder where she would put it.” Edward said and everyone looked at him. “What are you guys staring at?” he asked. “It doesn’t matter where she will put it you will not be seeing it.” I growled. “Oh shit I said that out loud!” his eyes damn neared popped out of his head. Everyone broke out laughing. “I am so sorry, but that is fucking funny! Edward goes from a 104 year old prude to a horny 17 year old he looks like. I'm so proud of you little bro. your finally becoming a man.” Emmett said whipping a pretend tear from his eye. “God Emmett you are not helping right now. We will just have to wait until she gets back; let’s go and get ready.” I said heading up the stair, with the rest following behind.