Me around non-band people:
                              "Dude don't touch my instrument."
                              *kicks case*
                              "You want me to do that to your face?"
                              *picks up instrument and tries to run off*
                              *puts it down 5 feet away*
                              "HAHA HEAVIER THAN YOU THOUGHT HUH???"
                              
                              
                                      
                                          
                                   
                                              
                                           
                                               
                                                  