Harry Potter finally stopped being grounded and it's summer already...should be happier that it's now the summer holidays, but this means he has to put up with being chased on a daily basis. (Sent from mobile)
Dudley Dursley HARRY HUNTING FTW!
(Piers Polkiss and 3 others like this.)
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Dudley Dursley is getting his Smeltings uniform! (sent from mobile)
(Vernon Dursley and Petunia Dursley like this.)
Vernon Dursley: Just like his father! This is the proudest moment of my life, Petunia GO GET THE CAMERA!
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Harry Potter is at Arabella Figg's, and is actually having a good time, quite glad that I don't have to look at cats. (sent from mobile)
(Arabella Figg likes this.)
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Dudley Dursley became a fan of sticks.
Harry Potter: More like knobbly canes...
Dudley Dursley: I'M GOING TO HIT YOU.
Harry Potter: Oh no..
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Harry Potter is running for his life.
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Harry Potter wonders how wearing bits of old elephant skin will make him look like "everybody else." God it stinks!
Petunia Dursley: BE GRATEFUL WE GIVE CLOTHES FOR YOU TO WEAR, YOU BRAT. YOU THINK I LIKE THIS SMELL? I HAVE TO DO IT FOR YOU, IF IT'S NOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO HAVE AN UNIFORM, I WON'T HAVE BOTHERED, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE..
Vernon Dursley: Hear, hear!
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Vernon Dursley wrote on Dudley Dursley's wall: Get the mail, Dudley
Dudley Dursley wrote on Vernon Dursley's wall: Make Harry get it!
Vernon Dursley wrote on Harry Potter's wall: Get the mail, Harry.
Harry Potter wrote on Vernon Dursley's wall: Make Dudley get it.
Vernon Dursley wrote on Dudley Dursley's wall: Poke Harry with your Smelting stick, Dudley.
Dudley Dursley poked Harry Potter.
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Vernon Dursley wrote on Harry Potter's wall: What are you doing, checking for letter bombs?
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Petunia Dursley wrote on Vernon Dursley's wall: Marge's sick :( Ate something funny..
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Harry Potter I: Facebook Feed Edition
FanfictionWhat would happen if all harry potter characters were addicted to Facebook.
