Harry Potter Fluffy's still guarding the trap door; Snape is still being horrid. All is right in the world thanks to me.
Severus Snape:I don't know what you think you're talking about, Potter, but this is just another example of your unadulterated, self-indulgent LIE.
Harry Potter:Yep. Deal with it.
Severus Snape:GAH!
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Harry Potter sent Quirnius Quirrell an encouraging sort of smile.
Ronald Weasley wrote on We go to Hogwarts!'s wall: Listen up, y'all, don't make fun of Quirrell's stutter! He's got A LOT on his plate, guys. A LOT! Super secret stuff that don't concern you lot.
Quirnius Quirrell what is g-going on around here?
Quirrell's Turban wrote on Harry Potter's wall: WE DON'T NEED YOUR DAMN SYMPATHY, POTTER. WIPE THAT ENCOURAGING, DUMBASS SMILE OFF YOUR GOB!
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Hermione Jean Granger is busy drawing up study schedules and color-coordinating all of her notes! ^_^
Harry Potter: Oh come of it. We have more important things to deal with.
Ronald Weasley:EXAMS ARE LITERALLY AGES AWAY!
Hermione Jean Granger:Please don't be so careless with vocabulary, Ronald. The word "literally" does not apply here. The exams are not LITERALLY ages away; they are exactly ten weeks away. I'm planning perfectly ahead of schedule. AND YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME.
Ronald Weasley:We wouldn't care if you didn't nag us so often! What are you studying for anyway, you know it all!
Hermione Jean Granger:WHAT? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME! WE NEED TO PASS THESE EXAMS TO GET INTO SECOND YEAR, YOU DUMB DOUCHE! I SHOULD HAVE STARTED STUDYING A MONTH AGO!
Ronald Weasley:Woah.
Harry Potter:That was...COMPLETELY unexpected!
Ronald Weasley:Srsly! What the fucking bloody hell was that?
Hermione Jean Granger:I apologize. Ahem...
Ronald Weasley:Learn to take a compliment, you fucking loony.
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Harry Potter cannot believe he and Ronald Weasley are in the library with the Nazi, Hermione Jean Granger. This is torturous. (sent from mobile)
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Ronald Weasley wrote on Rubeus Hagrid's wall: WTF are you doing in a library, Hagrid?
Rubeus Hagrid:I should say the same to you, Weasley! I'm...just looking...you're not...looking for Nicolas Flamel...are you?
Ronald Weasley:Could you try and be a little less obvious, Hagrid? And we found out ALL about him and the Sorcerer's St
Harry Potter:Hagrid, what was that? Did you seriously just take Ron's phone?
Rubeus Hagrid:You can't go spouting your mouth about stuff like that! Anyone on the Internet can read it!
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