Harry Potter Christmas is coming!
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Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry just awoke to find itself covered in several feet of snow! YIPPEE! Oh, it's super cold. Booooo!
Harry Potter:LOL! You have a Facebook, Hogwarts? AWESOME!
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry:Of course. How else do you think I keep tabs on you miscreants? Someone needs to take the reigns when Peeves continues to grab your noses and cause some REAL mischief. What do ya think's been moving the stairs around? Magic?
Harry Potter:Er...yes?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry: Well, never make assumptions. That was ALL me! :P
Harry Potter:Kay...this is getting kind of weird. I'm gonna go now.
Harry Potter and Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry are now friends.
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Quirnius Quirrell d-d-does N-NOT a-a-ap-ap-appreciate the W-W-W-Weasley twins be-w-w-witching s-s-snow balls t-t-to hit his t-turban! THE TURBAN WILL SEEK REVENGE ON ALL YOU MISERABLE LITTLE BRATS!
(Fred Weasley and George Weasley like this.)
Fred Weasley:But we're sort of confused –
George Weasley:– why you're turban hasn't got –
Fred Weasley:- a stutter...and why does it speak at all? That's very –
George Weasley:– suspicious...
Harry Potter:That IS suspicious! Hmm...
Quirrell's Turban: Shut up, Potter. This is REAL and I don't need you sticking you nose into my BUSINESS.
Harry Potter:Okay, I have befriended one too many inanimate objects today, so don't expect me to accept your request that I'm SURE will be coming my way. That's just creepy.
Quirrell's Turban:Lame. AND I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY TO YOU WEASLEYS – DON'T MESS WITH ME AGAIN. THE NEXT TIME I HEAR YOU SNIGGERING ABOUT THE WAY I SMELL, OR CATCH YOU THROWING SNOW BALLS AT ME, I'M GONNA THROW AROUND SOME BALLS MYSELF, AND THEY AIN'T GONNA BE MADE OUT OF SNOW, GOT IT?
Fred Weasley:This is more humorous than –
George Weasley:– frightening, mate.
Fred Weasley and George Weasley are now friends with Quirrell's Turban.
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Quirnius Quirrell wrote on Quirrell's Turban's wall: S-s-s-stop it, r-r-right n-now! Y-y-y-you're l-l-letting your a-a-anger get the b-best of you and you're d-d-doing more h-h-harm than g-g-good!
Quirrell's Turban:You're a SISSY and I think I'm about to bust a cap in your ass, Stutters McGee.
Quirnius Quirrell:M-m-my word!
Quirrell's Turban:Yeah!
Mrs. Norris:That's...very manly of you...Turban. Can I call you Turban?
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