Harry Potter I: Facebook Feed Edition

Chapter 13

Harry Potter Mirror withdrawal SUCKS. I keep having the worst nightmares EVER.

Ronald Weasley: Dumbledore was right, man, you should've stopped ages ago. You wouldn't have to go through this if you had just listened to me.

Harry Potter: I DON'T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW.

Hermione Jean Granger: Do you mean to tell me that you found ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about Flamel during our two weeks off? And you were out of bed AFTER HOURS? P.S. I'm going to completely ignore the fact that you discovered such a rare object of magic and saw your family for the first time in your life.

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Oliver Wood wrote on Gryffindor Quidditch Team'91-'92's wall: I'M GONNA WORK YOU PEPS TO DA GROUND!

Fred Weasley wrote on Oliver Wood's wall: You're a fanatic! Calm down!

(Fred Weasley, George Weasley and 3 others like this.)

George Weasley: There's absolutely no reason for this.

Harry Potter: I disagree completely. I rather like training hours at a time in the worst elements possible. Keep up the great captain-ing, Oliver!

Fred Weasley: TRAITOR!

Harry Potter: Well SORRY that whenever we have a hard practice, I'm able to go through my withdrawal better!

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Oliver Wood wrote on Gryffindor Quidditch Team'91-'92's wall: YOU GUYS BETTER GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER – SNAPE IS GOING TO REF THE NEXT GAME! WE CAN'T AFFORD TO BE RETARDED!

George Weasley wrote on Gryffindor Quidditch Team'91-'92's wall: Give us that kind of devastating news when we're NOT hovering in the air! I almost fell off my broom! How the hell is this fair? And since when do professors ref Quidditch games?

Oliver Wood wrote on Gryffindor Quidditch Team'91-'92's wall: It's an option that will only be available for the rest of this term. It sucks, but we just have to play fair, and give Snape no reason take away points.

Harry Potter wrote on Gryffindor Quidditch Team'91-'92's wall: Okay, guys, we're doomed. I'm sorry, but Snape hates my guts. I did absolutely nothing to him, but he treats me like I took away the source of his happiness and snuffed it out while I cackled in his face.

Oliver Wood wrote on Gryffindor Quidditch Team'91-'92's wall: ...well shite.

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Ronald Weasley added "crushing Hermione in chess" to their interests.

Ronald Weasley wrote on Harry Potter's wall: Hey, mate, what's the matter? Let's try and turn that frown upside down! Like so: :( - :)

Harry Potter: It seems Snape, who really does not look like he has ever flown a day in his life, has now decided to follow his dream of becoming a Quidditch ref.

Hermione Jean Granger: Don't play. Problem solved. Honestly, am I the only one who THINKS around here?

Ronald Weasley: He can't just NOT play, Hermione. He'll look like a pussy. You have to give a legit excuse. Say you're sick.