Dudley Dursley Where's the cannon? (sent from mobile)
Harry Potter:...Seriously -.-
Dudley Dursley:GIVE ME A BREAK I WAS SLEEPING. Like you've got any BETTER ideas?
Harry Potter:I THINK ANYTHING IS MORE LIKELY THAN A CANNON ON THIS DESERTED ISLAND IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM.
Dudley Dursley:Touché. But still, SHUT UP AND GET LOST, as always.
Harry Potter:Of course.
Harry Potter Seriously though...I know I said a cannon was a stupid idea but what was that noise? (sent from mobile)
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Rubeus Hagrid: Hey, HEY! I'm still out here! OPEN THE DOOR!
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Vernon Dursley is skidding to the door with his "package." (sent from mobile)
Petunia Dursley:And what is THAT going to do?
Vernon Dursley:God damnit, Petunia. ARE YOU FOR REAL, ARE YOU REALLY STUPID OR WHAT WOMAN!? I mean the mysterious package I brought in earlier tonight.
Petunia Dursley:Ohhhhhhhhhhh. I thought you meant...you know. Cause...that's really not going to scare anyone...
Harry Potter:BURN! Um ouch XD Nice one, aunt Petunia
Vernon Dursley:STFU! :X
Petunia Dursley will probably have to pay for that comment later on...I might as well go slap myself now. (sent from mobile)
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Dudley Dursley wrote on Vernon Dursley's wall: Hey, so what exactly are you going to do with your package? Open it and show me, I want to see!
Harry Potter:That's what she said?
Dudley Dursley:Yeah I guess. It works.
Harry Potter:HUZZAH! I never get those!
Dudley Dursley:Those things are rather hard.
Petunia Dursley:THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
Dudley Dursley:FUUUUUUU, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ANSWERING THAT ON YOUR SON'S POST, YOU DUMB PERVERTED WOMAN! NEVER AGAIN!
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Vernon Dursley I GOT A RIFLE AND IS NOT SCARED TO USE IT! I WARN YOU...I'M ARMED!
Dudley Dursley Okay, now it's become obvious that my father is carrying a rifle. WHO THE FUCK SOLD MY FATHER A RIFLE? ARE YOU STUPID!(sent from mobile)
Harry Potter: I second that...
Petunia Dursley Well, it's been a good life. I suppose. (sent from mobile)
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Dudley Dursley OMFGZZZZZ GIANT, HAIRY MAN! (sent from mobile)
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