Harry Potter was not dreaming last night! So happy I could fly! :D But now is being pecked at by an owl, ow ow owww.
Rubeus Hagrid: Just give it some money and it'll leave you alone, it's all in my pocket.
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Harry Potter is still very relieved that this wasn't a dream, however wonders how he's going to pay for school though...never even had £2 in the pocket (sent from mobile)
Vernon Dursley: You won't be getting any money from me!
Rubeus Hagrid: ignorant Muggle, YOU'RE not providing for him – Harry's parents left him with savings.
Vernon Dursley: ...How much are we talking here? Don't you think we should be compensated for raising that child?
Harry Potter: You're joking, right? I was THIS close to calling the authorities, claiming I was being neglected or abused. You're lucky you're not behind bars. GRRRRR.
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Harry Potter is now heading off to London with Rubeus Hagrid! Peace out, Dursleys (sent from mobile)
(Rubeus Hagrid likes this.)
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Harry Potter wizard banks, goblins and dragons? I still think I'm dreaming _ OH NO MY SAUSAGE!
Rubeus Hagrid: Don't worry here's more, and you're not dreaming we already clarified that.
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Harry Potter really can't imagine Hagrid flying...Someone would notice a gaint man flying, would they not? ._.
Rubeus Hagrid: Magic, Harry, magic. Looks like the Ministry of Magic messed things up as usual...
Harry Potter: There's a Ministry of Magic?!
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Harry Potter still can't believe Hagrid would like a dragon as a pet...
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Rubeus Hagrid added "knitting" to their interests.
Harry Potter uploaded the album First Time in London!.
Rubeus Hagrid and Harry Potter were tagged in the album First Time in London!.
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Harry Potter: Seriously? You stutter on the Internet, too? How annoying.
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