Harry Potter I: Facebook Feed Edition

Chapter 16

Harry Potter could have SWORN on his mother's grave that Voldemort was bursting through the doors whilst taking his Transfiguration exam...it was just Ron coming in from a bathroom break. Close call.

Ronald Weasley:Are you kidding? AND STOP SAYING HIS NAME.

Harry Potter:You're being such a coward. And no, I'm not kidding...Voldemort can come out of anywhere at anytime! In broad daylight. In the middle of an exam. He's a master of SURPRISE!

Ronald Weasley:No...he's not actually. I'm sorry but even I'm not that dumb. He's not going to barge in while you're taking your History of Magic test! He'd be more likely to come during Potions. Him and Snape are tight.

Hermione Jean Granger:Ugh! You both are so STOOPID.

Ronald Weasley:GTFO, Hermione! Harry and I are having an intense meeting of minds.

Hermione Jean Granger:What we REALLY have to worry about is our exams! I'm SO nervous about Flitwick's practical – he's making us charm a pineapple to tapdance across the desk!

Harry Potter:That's simple for you, isn't it?

Hermione Jean Granger:Never can be too prepared.

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Harry Potter OMG guys, Snape is being super creepy breathing down all our necks while we take our exams!

(Ronald Weasley and 149 others like this.)

Severus Snape: THAT'S IT! You're getting an incomplete on your exam.

Harry Potter:WHY?

Severus Snape:Because half of the test is based on your ability to deal with my hot breath on the nape of your neck.

Harry Potter:You're disgusting. I'm dealing with a lot already, SIR.

Severus Snape:Well aren't you special? Would you like to be exempt from all exams just because you have a little twinge in your itty-bitty scar? Cry me a river.

Harry Potter:How did you know about the pain in my scar!

Severus Snape Because you keep grabbing at it and murmuring, "my scar, oh my scar," in intervals of about five to ten minutes. Brat.

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Neville Longbottom wrote on Harry Potter's wall: Exam nerves, Harry?

Harry Potter:No, Neville, I'm plagued by a dream of a hooded figure following me through the forest, dripping blood all over the dirt.

Neville Longbottom:O_O You didn't have to get so sarcastic (or graphic!). I was just asking.

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Harry Potter wrote on Ronald Weasley's wall: Maybe it's because you don't have a burning scar on your forehead, but I don't quite understand why you're not more worried about the Sorcerer's Stone!

Ronald Weasley:Harry, I expect that we'll be friends for a very, very long time. Perhaps for life. So I think it's about time you start realizing something...I...kind of don't give a shit. About anything.