Things Guys Should Know
1. We are just as shy as you are about relationships
2. Many of us don't let you see us cry, unless we want you to comfort us
3. Girls automatically assume that all guys are ***** and only want to get into our pants until you prove otherwise (and even then some small part of us still thinks that)
4. Girls hate it when guys say perverted things
5. Girls love to feel special, even though they might not show it
6. Girls talk about everything with their girlfriends. So unless you tell us not to tell them about something, they WILL know about it within 3 days. And if you are the girl's boyfriend, that means, you're possibly 90% of their conversation. And believe me, trash talking takes up most of it, unless you're a Greek god, which you're not...
7. Girls hate guys with bad hygiene
8. Girls love it when a guy pulls them close by the waist
9. Some girls can think about their crushes for 18+ hours straight. No exaggeration
10. When a guy says something really sentimental, girls will remember it forever
11. Girls love it when guys say their name
12. Girls love confidence
13. When a girl cooks for you, you know you mean a lot to her
14. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook
15. DON'T CHEAT ON US. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and you will be dirt
16. We want you to beware of every male relative and all guy friends. All of them would kick your ass at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat. We just don't want you to be too obvious
17. Violent statements like "If that guy keeps looking at you, I'm going to tear his head off" are appealing
18. We don't want you to say you love us if you don't mean it
19. Girls like it when you tell us what you are thinking, even if you don't understand it yourself
20. Most men think the chase ends once they have us, but truly it has only just began.You must work even harder to keep us then you do you earn us. We not some trophy you can earn, put on a shelf and admire. You have to care for us like the living human beings we are
21. When we say no we mean fucking no!
P.S. Lilia… Give this to Keaton as soon as possible and tell him if he hurts you… I’ll cut his balls off in his sleep and choke him with them - Jayne
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