The Deadliest Desires

Chapter Twelve

A/N: Sorry it's so short! I'm super tired and I have to run to get to pointe ballet! Next chapter will be longer and full of action! I promise!!! :)

Chapter Twelve – Lilia

The iPod game is scary predictable!

“Alright now you have to pick the song that will reflect on… How this year is going to go!” Jayne laughs and looks at me before handing over her iPod which has a ridiculous amount of songs on it. Like very song in know and don’t know is on there making it the ultimate music library.

I shake my head and take a deep breath. This stupid iPod game is weirdly very interesting. I smile and laugh at how Jayne and I always end up playing this every time we have a sleep over. I wink at Jayne before shaking the iPod to shuffle the songs up for the category. I smile as the song ‘Fuckin Perfect’ by P!nk comes on until I realize what category it’s for. I look at Jayne helplessly, “Shit balls. Why me?”

Jayne laughs and steals the iPod, “My turn!” The song ‘Free at Night’, a mashup song by DJ Earworm comes on. I give Jayne a ‘WTF’ look as she smiles at me evilly, “I think I’m going to like the remainder of this year.”

“Whatever.”

“Pass the peeps.”

I pick up the peeps and take a couple and place them on my lap before handing the box over to Jayne. I smile as she just starts shoving more and more peeps into her mouth. I take a peep and bite it’s head off first before eating the rest of it off. I smile as I put the poor peep out of its misery. At least now it can’t feel the pain of me devouring the rest of its poor delicious body.

“Why do you do that with every animal like thing you eat?” Jayne asks looking at me confused with her cheeks stuffed and bulging with peeps. She kind of reminds me of a hamster I used to have when I was five. God that thing was such a fatty eating up everything that came its way. Maybe that’s why it died. Jayne pokes me in the side making me jump. I give her a dirty look, “I don’t want any of them to feel the pain of me devouring their little bodies.”

Jayne looks at me for a couple of seconds before bursting out in laughter and then hacking on the extra peeps sliding down her throat. Goes to show you that there is no such thing as a human hamster. It just doesn’t work out. I shake my head take the iPod from Jayne, “Alright the next category is… How will our romances be this year?”

Jayne steals the iPod out of my hands before I even have chance of shaking the iPod to get my musical fortune cookie. She shakes the iPod and ‘Best Love Song’ by T-Pain comes on. Oh come on! She gets the best freaking songs. Jayne does a sitting happy dance and smirks at me. I snatch the iPod and shake it for the next random song comes on. To my surprise ‘All to Myself’ by Marianas Trench comes on which is a pretty good song with a good fortune with it for this category. I smirk at Jayne who sits there eating more peeps.

“Nohhw urrr what shwitch,” Jayne manages to spit out in her attempt to talk with four peeps in her mouth. I turn my head in confusion and wipe the spit off my face in disgust. Jayne takes a full minute to swallow all those peeps and looks at me with a pleased look, “Now you think your hot shit because you got a good fortune from my psychotic iPod.”

I nod and laugh. Suddenly something begins tickling my side and I turn around to see a very happy Lady nudging me with her nose. I laugh and pick up the now sort of healthy puppy. She sniffs my face and then settles down in my arms as Jayne begins to scratch her head. This puppy is going to be so spoiled. She quickly settles down on my legs as we continue to play the iPod game for a bit longer making up weirder and weirder categories. Finally Jayne got very bored and grabbed Lady out of my lap before laying down on my bed with a sigh.

I laugh and look at her, “What do you want?”

“Ice cream… and maybe a chocolate cake. Whichever you can get.”

I shake my head no at her. I am not going to drive four miles just to get ice cream and/or cake for Jayne even if she is my best friend. “We have gooey chocolate chip cookies if you want,” I offer.

Jayne basically throws Lady off her lap and runs out of my room right into the hallway wall before sliding down the rest of the hallway and falling down the stairs. Confused? Why not? Amused… Hell ya. Five minutes later Jayne walks back into my room with her mouth yet again stuffed but this time with cookies and she’s holding the whole tray of cookies my mom made. It’s now only half full. She would eat all these cookies in less than four minutes after eating a majority of the peeps.

“Let’s go downstairs and watch some old Disney movie that used to seem beyond magical to us when we were growing up,” Jayne smiles after eating another couple of cookies. I shrug and nod. Jayne smiles and heads out of the room and I follow her. By the time I get to the stairs, Jayne’s already at the landing looking up at me with a bored expression, “Hurry up!”

I laugh and begin running down the stairs. Lady runs right in front of me making me lose my stepping. I quickly step around lady and slide down my railing before jumping down onto the landing right next to Jayne. What luck! I smile proudly at the stairs and smile at Lady who just finished making her way down them.

“How did you do that!” Jayne screamed at me with amusement and astonishment. I smile at her and shrug my shoulders in response. Jayne just takes me by the shoulders and shakes me like crazy, “What have you done with my friend Lilia? I’m so confused! How did you do that? You looked like fucking spider man! You probably saved yourself a lot of pain and the death of Lady! You are a phsyco freak!”

What? I ‘m suddenly very confused. “Say that again?” I ask Jayne.

“You are the Spiderman of our generation! How did you learn how to do that?” Jayne shrieks.

“I don’t know. I just did it to avoid getting anyone hurt.”

Jayne shakes her head in amazement as she continues to stare at me, “Amazing. My best friend… the new Spiderman.”

I turn away from her laughing. That’s so ridiculous. Jayne suddenly shoves me right into the wall. I twirl around the wall into my living room. I spin around and shoot daggers at Jayne. Why the hell did she just shove me? If only my eyes could actually shoot eyes at her. Go go gadet dagger eyes? I hold still for a second. Nope. Nothing. Damn. “Why did you just shove me?” I scream at Jayne.

She looks up innocently at me, “What? What did I do?”

I give her a ‘you-have-got-to-be-shitting-me’ look. 

Jayen shrugs but smiles, "Oh I made you THE list you should give Keaton when you guys start going out."

I look around akwardly, "Um... We have already been on a first date. But way tokeep up with me. And whats THE list?"

Jayne rolls her eyes, "You know... THE LIST. The one and only list? Ugh just read it!" Jayne pulls a sheet of paper out of the back pocket of her jeans. I take it from her and begin reading. The only thing that crosses my mind is that is so true and why the hell does she have this.