Pranked

Seventeen

We all crowded around Martin's laptop at about 4:30 AM. Jojo woke me up early so we could listen live. Silence passed. Then, microphone 1/10 and microphone 8/10 flashed on the screen. Martin clicked microphone 1/10. We heard voices.
"Dude. It smells awful in here," a muffled male voice said.
"Calvin," Martin said, laughing. Silence passed.
"Dude! Seriously! Wake up, bro!" Calvin's voice said.
"Shut up, Calvin," another male voice said dowsily.
"Dude! Do you smell that?" Calvin said.
"No dude. Shut up. I'm tryna sleep," the second voice said.
"Seriously, Brent! It smells like a yankee candle shop in the bathroom!" Calvin said. We all laughed.
"Wait what?" Brent asked, sounding confused.
"Oh my gosh. Just come over here," Calvin's voice said.
"Dude! What the??" Brent exclaimed, sounding muffled. Martin clicked microphone 8/10.
"Oh I think I'm gonna puke, man!" Brent's voice said. We all laughed again.
"Are you for real?! I'm gonna freaking die in here!" Calvin exclaimed.
"Sucks for you!" Brent exclaimed and I heard the sound of a closing door.
"BRENT!" Calvin's voice half shouted, half screamed which made us all start laughing, "LET ME OUT! BRENT! YOU BUTTHOLE! LET ME OUT!"
"Too bad," Brent's muffled voice said from the other side.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU! LET ME OUT NOW!" Calvin shouted again and we all laughed more.
"No," Brent's muffled voice said again and we heard him laughing. An alert that said "Microphone 4/10 and 9/10 are active"
Martin clicked microphone 4/10.
"Lizzie?" I heard Courtney's voice ask.
"Courtney," I said aloud.
"Yeah?" Lizzie responded.
"Is it just me or does it smell like man in here?" Courtney asked. We all laughed.
"Heck yeah! It smells like...cologne," Lizzie replied.
"Oh my god I'm getting a headache," Courtney responded.
"Same. I'm gonna go to the bathroom. Maybe there's some Febreze in there," Lizzie said.
"Good idea," Courtney said. I heard footsteps go to the bathroom.
"OH MY GOSH IT SMELLS SO NASTY!" I heard Lizzie's voice shout.
"OMG! IT WAS YOU! IT WAS SO YOU!" Courtney shouted.
"No! Why do you think it's me?!" Lizzie asked.
"BECAUSE IT WASN'T ME YOU IDIOT! AND I KNOW YOU'RE A LESBIAN!" Courtney shouted.
"But I'm not-" Lizzie pleaded.
"OH DON'T LIE! I SAW YOU EYEING THAT GIRL AT DINNER LAST WEEK! AND YOU ALWAYS SMELL LIKE COLOGNE! AND YOU HAVE SHORT HAIR AND DRESS LIKE A GUY! AND THIS WASN'T ME, SO IT HAS TO BE YOU!" I heard Courtney shout.
"No! I swear it wasn't me!" Lizzie said, "I am lesbian, but it was not me!"
"Dang! Courtney IS a jerk! I see you're point now, Leighleigh," Kenny said.
"Told all of y'all," I said.
"Wait a minute..." Lizzie's voice said.
"What?" Courtney asked.
"I can prove to you that it wasn't me," Lizzie said.
"Oh? Do it," I heard Courtney sneer.
"You're friend's bracelet. Um...Leia or Layla or Lee..." Lizzie said.
"It's Leighanne. And she's not my friend. Leighanne and I's friendship is over, stupid," Courtney said, annoyedly.
"Leighanne's bracelet is gone!" Lizzie said.
"No it's not!" Courtney said. I heard footsteps walk closer.
"Yeah it is. You left it on the nightstand," Lizzie said.
"Oh my gosh it is gone! Wait a minute. This must be cabin seven's revenge prank," Courtney said.
"Uh oh," Martin said.
"What are we gonna do?" Lizzie asked.
"Revenge 'em," Courtney said.
"Guys...this is getting scary," Martin said, "We are like stalking them now."
"Fair enough, but what if we need the priceless recordings?" Jojo asked.
"I have a compromise," I said, "We can check in whenever there's an active microphone. If it's like priceless stuff, we'll listen. If it's not, we won't listen."
"Fine," Jojo said.
"Just don't forget to make sure Evelyn doesn't find out," Kenny said.
"Right," I agreed