Okay so at first I thought I'd put some of these in "things that annoy me" but since the list itself is far too long... I decided to make a whole chapter dedicated to... Lebanese Problems.
1. Having no electrecity 24/7
oh and water... and a president... lol . ha.
2. Having to drive an hour at least to reach the nearest mall
And that's why Northern Lebanon truly fucking sucks.
3. Having public schools that aren't even qualified as... proper schools.
4. Having this really stupid driving law which the government decides to apply once each century.
5. Having this really shitty wifi connection.
6. Having to deal with this closed minded mentality.
"You know we're in Lebanon, we speak ARABIC. who the hell you think you are to actually speak english?"
"Oh yeah you think you're too sophisticated to speak Arabic"
"EW WHY ARE YOU TAKIN LITERATURE! WHY AREN'T YOU GOING TO BE A DOCTOR? EW YOU'RE A FAILURE"
"I heard they had sex before marriage... what a slut"
"She got raped! No man will ever take a non virgin!!1!! it's because she wore shorts isn't it?"
"Oh my God what will my neighbour think of it!!"
"Oh my God my son is gay! my neighbour would hate it!!"
etc etc etc
7. Dabke.
I seriously cannot understand this dance bye everytime I try to join in I trip and die a little.
8. Going to a French system school and then all universities require decent English
OH AND SCHOOLS ONLY GIVING THREE ENGLISH SESSIONS PER WEEK BYE.
9. Studying so many subjects you won't even need.
10. An abundance of Syrians/Iraqis/Palestenians(?)
Hi guys we're outnumbered
11. LOOK AT ALL THIS TRASH POLITICS DON'T EVEN BOTHER TAKING CARE OF!!!1!!
12. Dealing with the stress of a useless official exam taken in 9th grade.
Please. It's useless as fuck. it's just a joke. It's basically nine months of stressing students out for an easy exam that they wouldn't even need.
13. Spending years and years in College and then finding no job.
Because thank you we have enough Doctors, Engineers and Lawyers to last three centuries.
I had more of these I swear but I forgot them so.
yeah don't take them personally I guess I don't know...
If you have similar problems wherever you are feel free to rant it out in the comments!!
don't forget to #ASKFAB
stay awesome x
