This is not your typical ReaderxSouthPark fan fiction. This book is following a girl who can catch any heart, and will catch every every boy's heart! She has relationships, she breaks hearts, she has sex, but also a bunch of drama surrounds her, whi...
Okay, so let's just time skip into a month after my first day. I haven't really made any new friends, but I've gotten pretty close to the ones I met on the first day. All of them are pretty nice to me, but some of them are dicks to each other. I've started to develope a crush on Kenny. And Clyde... And Craig... And Stan... And Kyle... And Cartman... And holy FUCK! I would fuck all of the guys in my friend group, quit honestly. Well... Maybe not literally... But they are all pretty cute!
Anyways... Let's continue on to the story.
It was a Saturday afternoon. I was minding my own buisness watching an episode of (SHOW) in my living room. The only person home at the time was my ___. All they were doing was cooking though, not getting in my way at all! So I had the living room to myself. I then hear the door bell ring.
Right in the middle of my show. THE DOOR BELL RINGS. Not cool, bro.
I sigh, and get up from the couch to answer the door. When I opened it, there stood Kenny and Clyde.
"Hey guys," I answered, "what's up?"
"Clyde, I and the rest of the guys are going to the bowling ally," Kenny started explaining, "then we are all heading to Stan's place to play some Mario Kart and Super Smash and all that jazz, and we wanted to see if you would like to come with us."
Oh my god! I just got asked to hang out with all of the guys... This is gonna be great! By the end of today, I am sure to bang somebody!
Ahem... Not literally.
"Oh," I start. "Yeah! Sure! Let me just ask if I can go out. " I close the door gently, and run over into the kitchen. After pratically begging for me to go, my ___ said they don't care as long as I am back at home by tomorrow afternoon! Yay! Good thing I didn't mention I was going with guys.... And only guys... Straight guys I'm pretty sure... With a girl who is sexually attracted to guys... Oh. I am on a roll! Not to mention I already know two of them find me attractive. Not.. Like THAT means anything.
I go back over to the door, and leave the house with Kenny and Clyde.
We walk our way over to the bowling alley, where everybody was already.
There were ten of us there. There was Butters, Craig, Token, Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Tweek, and of course Clyde, Kenny and I.
Once everybody bought their shoes and was down at the ally way, Cartman hushed all of us.
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He stood right next to Kenny, and I stood next to Kenny. Cartman then started talking to all of us. "Ahem, Hello guys," he paused and winked at me, "and gal." I couldn't help but blush at him. "I have bought us two lanes, there for there will be two teams of five. We will verse eachother and see which team is better! Winning team gets to play on Stan's Wii U for Super Smash Bros. first. Since there are five on each team, Only the top two will get to play Mario Kart. and after the first match of Super Smash is done," Kenny leaned into me and whispered, "He means after I'm done smashing you..."
