South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

33- I, Kyle Broflovski

WORD COUNT- 1,000

Last chapter.

Stan's POV

It was finally my group's turn to go. We go on stage, and perform.

I played the first marimba part, Milan took the second marimba part, Davin took the vibraphone part, and Annie Knitts did the Glockenspiel. (Shout out to all band geeks out there! XD)

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Kyle's POV

Cartman chased me all around the upstairs balcony on the stage. I don't know what I did! He just started chasing me. I'm pretty sure the audience could hear us stomping, but I was running for my life! I didn't want to die! Are you aware of what Cartman is capable of?!? He soon had me cornered against the balcony. "This is exactly what you get for cheating, Kyle." Cartman growled at me.

"What are you talking about? I didn't do anything!" I whisper back.

"Having sex with (Y/N) while you're with Stan? Tsk... Tsk... Tsk." He was about to push me off the edge.

"I- Wait! But Wendy cheated on Stan with you when they were together."

"How did you know that?" Cartman became angered.

"It's obvious. You get every girl to cheat on their boyfriends with you."

Cartman laughed. "This isn't about me. I was never dating someone, and betrayed them."

He pushed me off the balcony, and I try to grasp hold of the bar, but I miss and grab hold of a rolled up poster... What is this even doing here? The poster unrolled, and I try to still hang on to it. Once it stopped unrolling, I was visible to the audience, and so was the sign. Stan's piece ended, and he looked back to see me. He looked at the sign, and then glared at me. The entire audience was dead silent.

"He got a bitch pregnant!" A high pitch voice yelled from the audience.

I looked up at the sign, and my heart sank.

In bright red letters, it read 'I, Kyle Broflovski, cummed inside of (Y/N) (L/N) last Friday night.' Cartman...

"What?! Stan, I-" I freaked out.

"Shut the fuck up, Kyle." Stan interrupted. Him and his group roll their instruments off stage. I jump down from the poster, and run off the stage.

I try chase Stan as he is putting his marimba away. "Stan, I already told you what happened-"

"You impregnated her?!" He yelled.

"No! I don't think so... I don't know. I was drunk, and I didn't know what to do."

Stan rolled his eyes. "Didn't know what to do? How about not have sex with her! We haven't even made it to month, and you already cheat on me."

"Stan... I-"

"Stop it, Kyle." He turned and faced me. "I think we are better off as friends."

I felt everything I ever work for sink.

"Stan! No... Give me another chance-"

"I am giving you another chance. I could have dropped you completely. I'm giving you another chance to stay friends with me."

He then left to go to the cafeteria. I wish I could go with him... But I have to stay here and deal with backstage and Cartman.

"Kyle!" Butters ran up to me.

"What do you want...?"

"Are you okay?" He asked, fidgeting with his fingers.

"I'm fine, why?" I snap.

Butters scratched the back of his head, awkwardly. "Cartman pulled a mean old prank on ya, didn't he?"

"Yeah...?"

"I didn't know it was gonna be this bad-" Butters tries to say, but I interrupted him.

"You knew about this?" I glare at him.

"Kind of... I didn't know it was for you though! You cheated on Stan?"

"Why didn't you tell me this? And how did you find out I was dating Stan?" I whisper-yelled at him.

"I didn't know it was you! And it's obvious, Kyle. I-If you don't mind me asking...  Why did you do it?"

"I was drunk..."

"Do you remember?"

"Yeah.. I remember all of it."

"What happened?"

"(Y/N), at Cartman's party."

"That would explain why Cartman did it..."

"Why'd he ruin my relationship?" I snap.

"Well, not only is-is he close friends with Stan, but he has a huge thing for (Y/N)."

"Well.. (Y/N) doesn't have a huge thing for him. She's dating Kenny."

"She likes Kenny?" Butters kind of said upset.

"Yep."

"I thought she didn't have a boyfriend..." Butters sighed.

"What makes you think that?"

"Well... She has been flirting with everybody... I just thought she liked the attention."

"No, she's just horny all the time, she'll have sex with any guy she thinks is cute, but there is definitely a good bond with Clyde. Probably more with Kenny because they are dating. How do you not know this? Aren't you two best friends?"

"Yeah... But we haven't spent much time together recently... She's got other friends too."

"Oh, yeah. I guess you're right."

"Kyle... do you mind me asking what exactly happened that night? When you kissed (Y/N)?"

"Butters... It was more than kissing... We had sex."

"Woah! Kyle! I didn't think you would be up for that."

"I was drunk off my ass... I wish I didn't... I would have still been with Stan." I slapped my hand to my face.

"Is there anything you could do to get him back?"

"I tried... He won't let me explain. I wouldn't blame him though... I did have sex with her while I was with him. I'm even lucky he is letting me still talk to him. I don't think he will ever forgive me to be honest with you... I guess that's the end of that romantic relationship."

"There's nothing?" He tilts his head.

"Nothing. There's nothing left I can do but wait."

This is the end of the book. The second book is still in the making, so it might be a while. I am almost done with it, but not quite. I might be posting a sneak peek for the second book, so you could have an idea of what it is while I'm making it. I guess I'll see you guys around! I will be soon posting a bonus chapter, and information and details that I used in order to make this book if you'd like to look at that.