South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

19- Party Time!

WORD COUNT- 1,600

(Y/N) POV

The school day had finally ended. Tweek and I decided to walk together from the school and go to Cartman's house to help out with setting up like we planned to.

It was silent when walking. He was kind of shaking... Like when we first met. Since after the bowling alley, he had been calmer, but now it's like he is back to his old self. I broke the silence. "How are you?"

"Gah! I am horrible!" Tweek erupted. "My boyfriend turns out to be cheating on me. We've been together since fourth grade, and it's just not fair that all the sudden he is attracted to you, and you just got here a little over a month ago! No offense, (Y/N). I couldn't see how he would like you... And to make matters worse he was arguing over you, then pretended like nothing happened all day today. The worst part is my medication isn't working and I hate it when I shake... But I can't stop drinking coffee... Just horrible!" He yelled.

What the fuck. He just fucking shitted on. He released all of his shit and exploded it on me. What the fucking fuck.

"Tweek, what the fuck!" I said to him, pissed. "I said how are you to fucking start a conversation. I didn't ask you to shit on me with your shit. All you had to say was that it wasn't good. I'm sorry, Tweek, but I'm not gonna get into your shit."

Tweek looked confused. "But you're the reason-"

"Tweek, please. Just wipe, and never do it again."

(JENNA MARBLES REFERENCE xD)

Tweek nodded and continued walking side by side with me.

We eventually made it to Cartman's house and were invited inside by his mother. "Why hello, Tweek." She said kindly. She looked at me and tilted her head. "Are you a new friend of Eric's? I don't think I've seen you before."

"Oh, yes m'am." I reply. "I'm new around here. Cartman is sure a pleasure!"

His mum laughed at my comment. "Oh sweetie, he's always been a little bastard since he was born. But he will always be my little cutie pie!"

"MIIIIIIAAAAM!" Cartman said from behind her. "Oh he's a ladies man. All the girls love him, especially ever since he lost all that weight-"

"MIAM! YOU BITCH, I AM GONNA SUE YOU!"

I don't think Cartman can do that... Can he..?

His mum just laughed it off. "Alright, sweetie. I'm going to go out now, I'll be back tomorrow night. The beer is in the mini fridge and the condoms are upstairs! Make sure Kenny doesn't get another girl pregnant."

Everybody was quiet.

"Not funny, miam. Kenny is scarred because of that experience."

His mum eventually left and we were getting the party started. All we did was set out food on the table, we decorated the extra room upstairs into a romantic scene, and started up the Xbox 360.

Of course Tweek didn't really help... He kept screaming every time we asked him to do something so we just told him to sit on the couch.

Kenny's POV

It was 5:00 pm / 17:00. "Butters, are you ready to head out?" I yell from downstairs. I had been at Butters' house for a while, his mum offered me a Coke and I gladly accepted it. I was waiting for him to get ready so we could go to Cartman's party. "Yeah! Coming!" Butters came strutting down the stairs, and halfway he started posing. All he did was fix his hair... "You look nice, Butters. Now come on. We're gonna miss the babes."