South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

28- Go Kart!

WORD COUNT- 1,900

(Y/N)'s POV

It was Wednesday. Today was the day I get to go-kart! I walked out of the gym class in my gym clothes, which were shorts with leggings under and a T-shirt, and went to go find Kenny. I looked all around the school for at least ten minutes. I eventually find him standing by the school doors, wearing his usual outfit. "Hey, (Y/N)." He greeted happily to me. He held out his hand to me, and I stare at it.

"What? Are you just gonna look at it?" He laughed. I smile to him, and I don't budge. He rolled his eyes to me, and reached for my hand and held it gently. We start walking down the street, holding hands. We stayed silent. One of my hands were holding onto Kenny's, the other one was up to my face. We eventually find Kyle, Token, and Craig not walking too far ahead of us. Token to the left, Craig in the middle, and Kyle to the Right.

Kenny and I both look at each other and smirk. We both had the same idea. Kenny started sprinting towards them with light feet, and I sprint after him. We were light on our feet so they wouldn't hear us. Kenny leaped on to Token's back. "Bonjour!" Kenny yelled as he landed on Token's back, and Token held on to him and laughed. Right after, I leaped onto Kyle's back, and yell "Konicaiwh!"

Kyle yelped, but caught me so I could stay on his back. "Well isn't that quit the greeting." Craig chuckled.

"Ghenki desu ka?" Kenny asked looking to Craig as he was riding Token's back. Craig rolled his eyes. "We get it, Kenny. You can speak French."

Kenny furrowed his eyebrows. "How dare you! It's Japanese." He spat out insulted. Craig sighed, bored. We all continue walking toward the path of the arcade and go-kart tracks.

I took off Kyle's hat, revealing his red, wavy hair that covered his ears, and his bangs falling to his forehead from where they were stashed away in his hat. "Kyle!" I exclaim. "What did you use in your hair? It looks shiny and healthier than my hair!" All four of them laugh. "Why, thank you." Kyle smiled.

"You are very welcome." I say, happily. Token and Kyle continued carrying us all the way to the arcade, where we met up with Red, Heidi, Annie, and... Oh no.

Not her.

My worst night mare.

The girl who is so dramatic.

The girl who thought she was so pretty, but she was a fucking tramp who fucked probably every guy and had crabs because of it.

The main reason why I stopped going for Clyde.

Her.

Bebe Stevens.

She walked up to Kyle and I. "Why is she on your back?" She asked questionably. "Are you two together?"

"She wanted to, so I let her."

Kenny slid off Token's back, but I remained on Kyle's. Annie walked over to Bebe and stood by her. "Aw! That's so sweet of you Kyle." Annie exclaimed. Bebe bit her lip and gave Kyle a seductive look. "And strong.... It must be hard carrying a ginormous hippopotamus... Or maybe easy for you, cause you're so strong." She winked.

I gasp out insulted at her comment, and Kyle gave her a confused look. "Actually, she's not heavy at all, and I'm not very strong." Kyle responded. Token cut into the conversation. "No, Kyle. I think she was talking about herself. For some weird reason she must have got it into her mind that you were carrying her. I mean... She is the only hippo I see in my vision. Her fat ass self always hiding in the water, stalking others." He laughed.

Bebe giggled along, not taking it as an insult. "You are too sweet, Token! It takes a lot to gain an ass like mine with my tiny waist. It takes a lot of work to be as perfect as I am. You know, my ass is probably my best feature. It gets the boys going wild. Like how I did with Kenny, isn't that right?" She looked innocently at him.