South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

1- First Day at school

Word Count- 1,300
It was my first day at my new school. I couldn't help but try to dress as well as I possibly could.. I mean... really. It was my first day! At a new school! I had to make a good impression. I don't have to be popular or anything, I just don't want to end up being the biggest loser ever! Ugh, high school is hard! I honestly think the worst part is that not only am I coming in the middle of first semester, but I am a freshman. Thats right. FRESH. MEAT. Oh, I really hope this goes well...

After walking for about 15 mintues, I finally arrive at the school, and oh BOY was it huge! I walked in through the first entrance. The office was on the right, the gym was on the left, and up ahead was a long hallway with other halls attached to it.

I took out my phone to read the time. It was 7:05. I still cant believe I have to wake up so early for school! Class starts at 7:15, so I had 10 minutes to find the classroom. I unlocked my phone and looked into my notes.

First Period: Math I, Mr. Kellson, Room 209.

(I will post the schedule in the next chapter)

Alright. All I have to do is find room 209 or find a student who knows where that is. Great! I have to socialize. Communicate. Talk. My three most 'FAVORITE' things to do!

I started walking down the long hallway, looking for any sign that room 209 was close by. "What the fuck is wrong with your face?" I hear a female voice snobily screech. I just ignored it. Surely they wouldn't be talking to me, I mean... They don't even know me after all, and I don't even know them. I kept walking.

"Excuse me," I heard the voice say again, I felt a hand on my right shoulder, and I look behind me, "bitch." The voice finished. It belonged to a blonde girl with long curly hair who was 2 inches taller than me. I slapped her hand off my shoulder and turned around to face her. She sneered at me but I just smiled at her. "Sorry. Please don't touch me. I don't know you, and frankly, it's kind of creepy." I responded. She snickered.

"You didn't answer my question." She crossed her arms, and tilted her head. "What the fuck is wrong with your face?"

I smiled at her and gave her a confused expression. She gave out a quick sigh. "I said: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FACE, BITCH?" She said louder. Everybody stopped in their steps and faced us. It went quiet real quick. Oh no. Oh, HELL no. I am not going to start a fight on my very first day of school, I will NOT have that reputation!

I looked around, everybody looked intrigued about the situation. I looked back at the girl, and gave her a small smile. "I'm sorry... It's my first day here. I really don't want to start it off with me arguing with you over a simple insult... I'm trying to stay out of trouble. I don't want to start any drama." The whole hallway was still silent. The girl looked at me in disbelief. "I still want to know what the fuck is wrong with your face." She smiled. I'm guessing this girl is not going to give up.

My smile went to a frown. "What do you mean what's wrong with my face..."

"It looks like somebody took a shit on you"

"Why are you saying this to me?"

"Because it's true."

"That is insulting..."

"Who cares?"

I start to look down in shame.

"Bebe, stop being a brat!" A girl with red hair yells to her. Woah... Is that kind of red natural?

"Red? What the fuck? I thought you were on my side!" The blonde girl says as she is turning to the girl with red hair.

"What side?!?! She isn't even doing anything to you! You just started asking her what was wrong with her face!"

"Yeah! She was looking at me funny."

"BEBE! You can't lie to me, I was right next to you! You are just trying to start drama, and that girl wants NOTHING to do with you, and you need to respect that!"

I did NOT want to be caught with these two arguing! They could end up blaming ME for it. I started to walk back to the way the office was. It was already 7:14, and I needed directions ASAP. "You bitch, Red!"

I heard a thump. "Oh, FUCK! You want to go?" Oh dear... It seems like they were about to fight. I am not going to be caught with them!

I speed walk my way down back to the office.

*BEEEEEEP*

The bell rings.

I open the office door, and go up to the front desk. The lady at the desk looked quit old, and looked like she needed to retire soon. "Oh, hello, honey!" She greeted. "Just go ahead, and sign in." Boy, was she a slow talker. "*Ahem*, Uh, actually I'm a new student. I am (Y/FULL/N). I can't find any of the class rooms I am suppose to be in." The lady just smiled. "Oh, would you like me to get you a student tour guide?"

"Yes, please!"

"Okay, who is your first period teacher?"

"Mr. Kellson, ma'm."

The lady slowly grabbed the phone next to her and placed in three numbers. "Hello? Mr. Kellson?"

"Yes?"

"Would you be able to send down a student that would be willing to show the new student around the school, and give them a tour?"

"Uh, yeah sure. Who here is done with their test?.... Let's see.. One, two, three, four... Sorry Clyde, you're not going, put your hand down."

"What? Why not? I'm done with my test-"

"Beacause you're an idiot and need to study more!"

I couldn't help but chuckle at what I was hearing.

"You need to stay in class, and get the 69 into a 96!"

"Both sounds like the same position to me..." another kid said.

"Craig! You will not use that inapropriate language! Ugh.. lets see.. Okay, Kenny you can go-"

"What??? Why not me?" A kid with a weird accent said.

"Because I choose Kenny, that's why! *Ahem*, Ms. Gestu, Kenny is on his way."

Ms. Getsu hung up the phone, and smiled to me. "Kenny is on their way." I smile back to her, and sit down in one of the chairs next to the office door. Hmm. Kenny. Short for Kenneth or Kennedy. Sounds... Intresting... I guess if this kid is nice, he or she will be my first friend! That would be nice.

I sit there and wait for maybe five minutes, just trying to think of what this Kenny person may look like. Well... According to Mr.Kellson, Kenny must have been smart enough to get to give me a tour. So I guess they are passing that class, they might be nerdy. Hah! I don't mind that at all. Must be cool too, maybe since I didn't hear them talk at all. Or maybe they are just use to being called up to volunteer... Ha ha ha... I VOLUNTEER TO TRIBU-

"Hey. You the new student?" A boy with an orange hoodie says, standing in front of me. Oh, god. I didn't even see him come in! I just made a face of fright and embarrassment. My cheeks start to blush, and I sit there with a derp face. "Yeah..." I respond.

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(A/N) I hope you enjoyed the first chapter! :3 Please favorite and vote!!! Thank you for reading. The next chapter will be posted on 9/15/16!