South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

8- A Day At Wendy's

WORD COUNT- 1,800

(Y/N) POV

So it was the four of us on the floor. Wendy, Heidi, Red and I had decided to hang out at Wendy's. Just talking and laughing, until Wendy had the idea to play truth or dare, which we all agreed to. This version, was gonna be spin the bottle. Who ever it landed on, had to pick truth or dare, and first dare or truth to come out someone's mouth is what they had to do.

Wendy grabbed a root beer bottle, and spun the it. It landed on Heidi. "Dare!" She yelled. Red was the first to blurt out a dare, "Describe someone we know in ten words, and we have to guess it!"

She counted the words with her fingers while she spoke. "Use to be fat ass hole, now smoking ass hole." She quickly said. Dear god, I'm not going to know this! I haven't been here long enough to know who use to be fat.

"Cartman!" Wendy and Red scream at the same time. Heidi started clapping, "Yes!!!" They all started laughing. "Oh my god, (Y/N). You know how Cartman is really sexy right?" Wendy started. "Yeah..." I responded.

"Well, before the seventh grade he was incredibly overweight, and had little man boobies, it was hilarious! He was always an ass to everybody, and thought he was so attractive until around sixth grade, when he finally realized how overweight he was. In the summer time, he started doing cardio by himself. It was the first time he was serious about losing weight. And he did."

Interesting... I kind of wonder what he looks like with a double chin...

"Alright, Heidi! Your turn to spin the bottle!" Red said. Heidi spun the bottle, and it landed on Wendy. "Truth!" She yelled." "Have you ever cheated on Stan!" Heidi yelled quickly. "No!" Wendy said insulted, and slapped Heidi across her face. "How dare you!"

Heidi looked at Wendy in disbelief. Before anything bad could happen, Red gave Wendy the bottle. "Spin the bottle!" She said, trying to change the subject. Wendy looked at Red, and took the bottle, and spun it. While it was spinning, Wendy blurted out, "New rule, all four people have to go before you get to go again in each round." Fair enough, the bottle landed on Heidi again. "Heidi. Spin it again until it lands on either (Y/N) or Red." Heidi started spinning the bottle until it landed on either Red or I.

The bottle eventually landed on Red. "Dare!" She yelled. I blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "I dare you to call Cartman, and see what he thinks of anybody, including yourself!" Wendy then tagged along, "No, ask him what he thinks of everybody here!" Oh dear. I'm evil.

Red hesitantly went into her phone, and called Cartman. The phone started ringing. "Put it on speaker!" Heidi whispered yelled. All three of us started shrieking. "Stop! He's going to her you!" Red warned. The phone then was picked up on Cartman's side.

"Hello?" Cartman asked.

"Hey Cartman. This is Red."

"Sup?"

"I was wondering... What do you think of Heidi?"

With out hesitation, Cartman said blandly, "Heidi, is a whore. A sweet whore, who I would do anything for. Despite her dislike for me, if she asked me to beat a kid up, I would."

Heidi made face where she was confused, blushing, and insulted at the same time.

"What about Wendy?"

Cartman thought a bit about for a couple of seconds. "Wendy... She's currently dating Stan. She's a bitch sometimes. She won't ever let me get what I want if I earn it."

'Earn it'

He continued.

"But if it weren't for Stan, I'd definitely would be fucking her right in the ass right now." He says proudly.