South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

9- Mine!

WORD COUNT- 1,900

*buzzz*

I wake up to hear my phone vibrate. I sigh in annoyance, and grab my phone to look at it. I turn it on, and the brightness was all the way up and blinded me. I turn down the brightness, and my eyes adjust to my phone light. It was a snapchat from Craig's account. I open the snapchat. It was Craig in a shirt with his hat on, winking at the camera. 'I never got a response. ,':)'

I chuckled. I take a picture of the dark room so the photo would be black. 'Yeah, sorry. I was upset.' I sent the picture.

Craig: *with one of his hands in the position like he was saying "oh well" with his eyes looking up, and him smiling* 'Upset about what?'

Me: *another black picture* 'Red took my phone.'

Craig: *holding his phone one hand, and him making an annoyed face like he was rolling his eyes.* 'Oh yeah. She's kind of annoying'

Me: *black picture* 'How so?'

Craig: *thinking man pose* 'She always has to have her way"

Me: *black picture* 'I thought every boy liked her'

Craig: *he makes his natural face expression* 'She's pretty, but I wouldn't date her.'

Me: *black picture* 'why not?'

Craig: *makes a disgusted look* 'Not my type. I have a question.'

Me: *black picture* 'Yes?'

Craig: *makes a questionable look* 'Why did you send Kenny that flirty sc?'

Me: *black picture* 'It was a dare.'

Craig: *black picture* oh okay. Gtg to bed. Bye.'

I didn't respond. I just went straight to sleep.

**Lunch time the next day**

I was on my way to the lunch room walking with Clyde. We were just talking, nothing special was going on. We were walking extremely slow in the hallways, making us the only two since everybody ran to the cafeteria.

"Alright, I'm going to go use the restroom. See you in the lunch room?" Clyde said.

"Yeah, sure. I'll try and save you a seat. Text me when you're in there."

Clyde heads toward the Men's room and I walk the path we were walking. I walked down the hallway for a bit until I was slammed into the lockers with my wrists pinned. "Hey there." It was Craig. "Hi..." I mumbled.

"Why don't we go somewhere more private?" He winked. I started to blush madly... I don't want to do this right now! It's school time. Not the time to do something like that. "Craig-Where would we even go?"

"We could try-"

"What the fuck, Craig!" Someone interrupted. It was Cartman. He was breathing heavily. I didn't even notice him walk up on us. Craig just looked at Cartman.

"What?" He said emotionlessly.  Cartman glared at him with beady eyes. "What are you doing, Craig?" Cartman sounded pissed. Craig let's go of me and faces Cartman. "What does it look like, fat ass-" Cartman slapped Craig. Craig's head faced to the right of him, and he just froze there, looking annoyed.

"I'm not fucking fat, you piece of shit!" Cartman yelled.

Craig turned his head back to Cartman. He slowly raised up his hand. "What's this? Could it be? Could it really be a bird in its natural habitat." Craig said, making astonished facial expressions. He then stuck up his middle finger. As soon as he flipped Cartman off, Cartman pushed Craig into the lockers. Cartman punched Craig across the face, and Craig quickly kicked him in the shin.