South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

2- Hi Kenny...

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He smiled, and let out a hand to me. I smiled back, and took it as he helped me out of the chair. We walked out of the office and down the hallway. Kenny was... cute! He had messy blond hair, blue eyes, kind smile, and about 3 inches taller than me. He was just...UGH.

"Can I see your schedule?" He asks. I took out my phone and went to my notes, which had my first semester and next semester schedule. He chuckled, and looked at me. "We have 4 out of 7 classes together, not including home room." I laughed a little with him. He then made a little soft squint and smiled at me. "You're pretty cute."

I just stared at him for a second, then suddenly I start blushing madly, and hide my face in my long sleeves of my (Sweeter/Hoodie/Jacket/Coat). "Awww." Kenny said cutely. "Just hurry up and give me a tour.." I plead. "Haha, alright. Well, your first class is this way." He pointed to his right, and started heading that direction as I followed.

The class room was all the way down the hallway to the left. Once we stopped at the door, he took my phone, and looked at my schedule again. "Okay, so your next class is back down to the front of the hallway on the right." We started heading towards my next classroom. "Hey," Kenny started, "I never got your name."

"Oh, yeah. Sorry... My name is (Y/N)." Kenny smiled at me again. "Hi, I'm Kenny."

"Uh.. Kenny.. could I sit with you at lunch today? I don't have any friends, and you're the only person I know at the moment."

"Yeah, sure! You can meet all of my friends. They're pretty chill."

"Alright, great!"

During our conversation, Kenny showed me where each of my classrooms are and where the cafeteria is. "Yeah, you seem pretty chill yourself." Kenny says

"Thank you! You seem really cool."

"That's cause I am." Him and I both laugh.

"No, but really. I've only had one other encounter with a student today, and she was trying to start drama... Maybe even a fist fight."

"Oh, really?"

"Yeah, but I think it was her friend that stood up for me, but I think they ended up getting in a fist fight. I left before I could see anything else." I finish. Kenny just kept looking at me. "Tell me about yourself. What do you like to do?" I started telling him about all my hobbies, what I do after school, and everything. He started telling me about himself as well. He started joking about how he's been getting and giving blow jobs from and to girls.

"Are you serious right now?" I say, kind of disgusted.

Kenny laughed, "Haha, I'm still a virgin."

"So have you ever done anything before?"

"I've dated girls, I've dumped girls, I've only been dumped once... Yeah I've done stuff, but the longest relationship that I've had was only a week."

"Why only a week?

"Because that's around the time I find out girls only want me because I'm hot or they are crazy and stalk me or they are ALWAYS with me and won't leave me alone. But that's my fault. I'm trying not to go for girls who I just met. I haven't dated in three months."

"Oh, I see. That would be the best option to go for."

"Eh, I don't know. "

After he gave me the tour of the school, it was time for second period.

~Le time skip~

Lunch time began. I couldn't find Kenny anywhere, and I forgot my home lunch. I did have ten bucks hiden in my phone case though. I usually kept there just in case I need money, like for right now. I got in the long lunch line waiting for my turn to get lunch. They didn't have a menu up, so I guess I have to get up to the front to figure out what they are serving.