South Park x Reader: I'm a heart breaker - Kenny Was My First. (#1)

30- Another Day At school

WORD COUNT- 1,300

I wake up with a bad head ache the next morning. I was a little by nauseous too, and my breasts were starting to hurt... I shake it off, and continue to get ready and go to school.

I arrive at school, and go straight to my first period class. I sit down in the desk next to Kenny and Butters. I slam my head into my arms on the desk.

"(Y/N)! A-are you okay?" Butters said worryingly. I lift my head up slightly to look at him. "I feel awful..."

"Shouldn't have had sex with so many guys in one night..." Kenny whispered.

"I thought we were over that." I turn my head to Kenny and glare at him. Kenny nodded his head. "We are. Just stating that could be the reason you're feeling this way. Might even end up pregnant."

"I'm not pregnant."

"Do your tits hurt? Do you feel nauseous?"

"Kenny, I'm sick. Not pregnant."

"Not for long, not after you get a miscarriage or an abortion."

"Kenny, I'm not gonna do that."

"Why?"

"Because I'm not pregnant."

Kenny laughed, "Oh, you say that now." I glare.

"So what are we going to name our baby?" Kenny leaned back in his chair.

"What makes you think you would be the father?"

"Don't you want me to be the father?"

"I'm not pregnant."

Kenny rolled his eyes.

•••

It was eventually time for homeroom in the school day. I sit next to my only friends in the class, Clyde and Token. Heidi was also in the class, but I didn't talk to her much unless she was with Wendy. "Are you ready for tomorrow, (Y/N)?" Clyde said excitedly.

"What's tomorrow...?" I question. He shook my shoulder. "The talent show!"

"I completely forgot about that... Sorry I wasn't there for practice yesterday. How was the rehearsal?" I ask.

"Amazing! I just can't wait until you see how it all comes out to be."

••• (sorry for so many skips, just trying to finish this part up)

Cartman's POV

"Is this really necessary, Cartman?" Butters asked me. Butters had come over to help me with a surprise that I was planning.

I roll my eyes and give him a sigh. "Yes, Butters. This is what happens when you cheat on your boyfriend. Karma is a bitch."

Butters started to twirl his fingers and look down with nervousness. "W-well... Don't you think karma will come back at us for doing this?" He shook.

"No, Butters. We ARE the karma! This will teach them a lesson, and they will know not to mess around."

"B-but, Eric it's not their fault-"

"Yes it is! They shouldn't be crazy immature freshmen!" I yelled.

I knew Butters still didn't agree with the surprise, but he stopped trying to convince me. I swear, that boy will some day be someone's bitch... Not mine! Of Course not. I'm straight. But someday...

We eventually finished everything, and walked back to the school with everything in bags. It was 6:30/18:30. We sneak into the school by entering from the top of the building. We then head to the auditorium, and set up the plan. It took a few hours because we had to dodge the cameras, and make sure nothing fell. We both leave the school and go our separate ways to go home.