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Strange Conversations

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by THE_NATE_PROJECT

Strange conversations my friends and I have had/heard/been a part of:

1) "She's gonna sacrifice us all!!!" (My friend moved all of the dice that had been on 6)

2) "Man, you're such a hobo!" (long story)

3) "Put enough butter on it to clog my arteries!" (my friend likes really buttery popcorn)

4) "Turn it up so loud that it bursts my eardrums!" (the volume of the movie)

5) "Someone just died."
"Can I see the body?" (I don't even know. I heard a scream so I said the first line and my friend replied with the second line, like... My friends.... So strange...)

6) "Rhahhhh!"
"AHHHHH! WHY DO YOU HATE ME?!?" (my friends all enjoy scaring me because I'm easily frightened... They are all evil...)

7) "When you get to highschool you casually sacrifice your friends to Satan, like 'Oh hey man, wassup? I haven't seen you in forever AND NOW YOU'RE WITH SATAN!'" (my bff has a strange brother)

8) "Pretend a massacre just happened."
"What?!?"
"Can I pretend with you?" (Idk, kids are wierd. A kid said the first line, the second was my reaction, and the third was my friend...)

9) "You burp like my dad." (My friend is so freaking wierd)

10) "I like his hair."
"I like his eyes."
"I like his face." (every time I watch anime with a certain friend of mine... Every. Single time.)

11) "Chase, did you just blow a kiss at Kris?"
"No."
"Don't you lie to me. I saw you blow a kiss at Kris with my own eyes."
"Well, yeah, I did, but he was staring at me!"
"You admit you blew a kiss at him! You admit you lied right to my face!"
"I didn't actually blow the kiss, I kissed my hand in his direction because I thought it'd get him to stop staring at me!" (actually converaation that happened in my math class. The teacher stopped the lesson just to get mad at him for blowing a kiss at the poor guy. I've got strange classmates)

12) "M-I-C-K-E-Y. Does that spell Mickey (ex pronunciation. Mickey Mouse) or Mickey (ex pronunciation. Mikey, the Mexican name)?"
"Mickey! (Mickey Mouse)"
"Mickey (like Mikey)!" (my teacher once again stopped class over this. The majority agreed that it's Mickey like the mouse.)

Yeah, my friends, classes, and I are all wierd.

What's a strange conversation you've been part of?

~teamleobaby