My Fandom-Filled Crazy Life

Things I'm Sick Of Hearing

I'm frustrated with people who say stupid things. Here are plenty of things that if I hear one more time I won't be surprised if I slap the speaker:

"How are you a vegetatian?" Umm, I just don't eat meat. There's this thing called willpower, maybe you've heard of it, and I obviously have more than you.

"How do you not eat meat? Meat is life. I mean, bacon, ribs, hamburgers, don't you just want to eat them?" Again, willpower, moron. Willpower and motivation. And no, no I don't want to eat the flesh of dead animals.

"You should try eating meat." No. Screw you, get out of my life.

"Calm down." Tssk, don't tell me what to do, peasant. I'd calm down if I could, you telling me to calm down doesn't help.

"Why are you always so serious?" It's called being mature and hating everyone around you. You want me to be less serious? Let me be with my friends instead of you.

"You like anime? Nerd." Yup, I like anime, and yeah, I'm a nerd. Let's continue with life.

"Why do you waste your time with reading?" Reading isn't a waste of time, you uncultured swine. Get out of my face.

"What's so cool about those dumb fandoms?" Everything.

"Why did you cut your hair short?" Do I need a reason, and do I really have any reason to tell it to you?

"I'm smarter than you." Here's my quote for you punks: "I think you are damaged, delusional, and believe in a higher power. In your case, it's yourself."- Sherlock, BBC.

This annoys me to no end. Yes, I am aware that I just put things annoy be on the internet and there will likely be that one person who is rude and wants to annoy me and say these. I'll likely block those people and delete the comments.

Anyway, how're you guys doing? Here's the end question: What would you do with a million dollars?