perfect love

TOD

" ck. Gabut gue,"

" sama ka bum aku juga.huh,"

" main TOD aja,"

" ayukkkk ka bum, ka sam ikutan gak??,"

" hm,"

" hm apaan bego?!,"

" iya tolol!,"

" yaampun ampuni aku mempuyai kakak yang mulutnya pada jebol,"

" ck. Yaudah mulai dari yang tua dulu,"

" anjirt kenapa gue? Ck. Ngalah gue dah,"

" T or d?  Ka sam?,"

" jangan cemen sam ,"

" dare,"

" asikkk kasam love you,"

" mampus kena sama gue,"

" apaan darenya pada bacot banget,"

" nih aku dulu yaa, kak sam telepon Lana terus bilang cantik,"

" gue aja engga kenal dia,"

" nih aku punya nomornya.bentar aku ambil hp dikamar, ka bum lanjut aja ,"

" oke gue nih ya. Lo harus cobain rokok,"

" tai kaga! ,"

" cemen!,"

" aku dateng, nih ka nomernya."

" ka bum kasih tantangan apaa??,"

" nih rokoknya isep selama 5 detik,"

" ka bum ih! Gak boleh ngerokok ,"

" gue jalanin darenya si Bi dulu,"

Tut tutttt tutt
" hallo?,"

" lana?,"

" iya ini gue? Ini siapa?,"

" lo cantik,"

" hah ini siapa?, "

" Sam,"

Tut

" udah kan--- mana koreknya,"

" ini "

" ka bum ni parah,"

" itung,"

" 1....2....3....4...,"

" uhukkkk,"

" belom gue itung ampe lima udah bengek,"

" ka sam ?,"

" beda sama lo lah! Gak apa apa gue bi,"

" yaudah lanjut ka bum,"

" dare gue,"

" hahahhaha--- kakak harus telepon andi bilang I LOVE YOU,"

" anjir masa banci sekolah si Bi,"

" jadian sono ama banci!--- gue lo foto dengan memakai celana pendek Bintang yang warna pink,"

" aku gak punya celana warna pink ka sam,"

" kuning ada gak?? ,"

" ada---- bentar,"

" tai kalian!,"

" dan lo harus upload ke path,"

" bangsat!,"

" ini kaa ,"

" gue telpon banci kaleng dulu,"

Tut tuuutttt tut tuutt

" hallo chyn,"

" hallo juga chyn,"

" ini siapa ya chyn?,"

" ini bumi,"

" hah? Bumi aduh kenapa kamu hubungi aku bumi?,"

" ko gue geli --- aw sakit bi,"

" apa chyn?"

" i love you,"

Tut

" hahahahhaha ka bum resmi pacaran sama andy hahah,"

" diem Bi !,"

" cepet pake celananya bi,"

" iye sam iye!,"

" ka bum posenya tangan sebelah kanan ka bum di taro do belakang pala nah --- teruss pala nya agak keatas mulutnya kebuka dong matanya liat kesana nahh beres ka sam,"

" tai lo sekuat!,"

Ckrek

" dah upload ka bu cepet,"

" bi kamu milih t or d mumpung tuh kunyuk lagi upload,"

" hmm aku pilih--- t,"

" cemen najis!,"

" bodo! Sirik aja ka bum,"

" lagi suka sama siapa?"

" hah? Apa ka sam?"

" lagi suka sama siapa?"

" hmmm --- gak ada iya gak ada,"

" boong tuh sam dia,"

"  ish! Tapi jangan ketawa? Janji jangan bilang-bilang ke siapapun? ,"

" iya janji gue bibi,"

" hm,"

" aku lagi -- suka sama Arka ka,"

" ngaku juga !,"

" apa? Lo suka sama Arka? Jangan aduh bibi,"

" belom sampe ke cinta ko ,"

" udah bum lanjut,"

" oh iya -- sejak kapan suka sama Arka?,"

" ish! Pertanyaannya gak ada yang lain apa!,"

" udah cepet jawab!,"

" bawel lo ka bum!,"

" sejak-- kapan ya? Udah lama deh pokonya aku juga lupa gak sadar tiba- tiba aku kesel waktu si Arka bawa cewe kerumah,"

" itu cinta pea!,"

" bintang pake ka kalo panggil Arka,"

" iya maap ka,"

Tok tok tok tok

" siapa oi?,"

" gausah teriak ih ka bum!,"

" ini gue Arka!,"

" anjir,"

" masuk aja ar,"

" ka bum!,"

" hahahahha,"

" aku keatas dulu bhay!,"

" bintang jangan lari jatoh nanti!,"

" bibi salting,"

" BACOTT KALIAN!! BODO AKU MARAH!,"

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HALLO !!!!

Gue akan mulai cerita nya sam tanggal 1 februari yaaa oke jan lupa ya. Tod ini awal mula cerita mereka nanti jadi jangan minggat dari lapak ini.

Kenapa cuma dialog doang? Karena sengaja nanti diperjelas di cerita mereka masing masing,

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