I belong somewhere else (Thranduil/Legolas fanfic)

Chapter 6: Disney world

(Noa's POV)

I got to my room and got some dry clothes, another t-shirt with Loki on it and some grey sweat pants. After I changed, I went back to the living room and saw that Thranduil got changed too. And then we all filled our plates and sat on the now dry couch. ''So, we were going to watch guardians of the galaxy right?'' Esmee asked excitedly. ''Yes!'' I replied. Femke put on the movie and we watched. ''But why is that giant just, sort of floating there doing nothing?'' Legolas asked. ''Well, he is just a lazy ass giant and let's other people do his work for him.'' Femke replied. ''But that doesn't make any sense!'' Thranduil said confused. ''I know right!'' I exclaimed. When the movie was over, we agreed to just watch some TV. Femke brought our plates to the kitchen. Then an idea crossed my mind. ''Let's go to Disneyworld!'' I happily screamed. ''Yes, that's going to be fun!'' Linde agreed. ''Well I don't know what Disney is but you two sound excited.'' Thranduil said. ''Well, Disney is named after someone whose name was Walt Disney and he made Disney animations by drawing the pictures and putting them after each other, then he filmed it and made them go faster so you get a movie.'' I explained. ''And they made theme-parks with attractions in the styles of the movies he made.'' Femke added. ''Also, Disney owns Marvel and Star wars.'' Linde said. ''He Noa, how are we going to get there?'' Esmee asked. ''Well, maybe I can contact Tony so he can fly us there.'' Femke said. ''Wait, you know Tony Stark?!'' Esmee said surprised. ''Yes... We were in rehab together, Why?" ''Well, you know THE Tony Stark AKA Iron Man, Avenger,Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist! No, of course I'm not surprised!'' Esmee said sarcastically. We all laughed. "So we're just going to skip school and go to Disney?" Linde asked and I nodded happily. "Yeah, why would we go to school if we're not going to finish it." I said and Linde agreed. "Okay well let's go tomorrow then. But now everyone's going to bed!" Linde said and stood up. Everyone went to their bedrooms. I was so excited for tomorrow!

I heard a knock on my door and Linde walked in. "Hey, what are you doing here?" I asked a little confused. "You're at war. I've come to aid you." Linde said and I laughed. "What you want to prank him now?" I asked. "We must take our chance when our enemy is at his weakest." She replied. "You're so weird!" I exclaimed laughing and Linde joined me. "What can I say? I am weird but what do you expect when you have weird friends?" She said. "Did you just call me weird?" I asked fake mad. "Let me think... yes, yes I did." "You're so paying for that!" I exclaimed and started tickling her. Linde laid on the ground and I was on top of her tickling her sides. The door opened and Thranduil appeared. "I heard all kinds of noises are you okay?" He asked but then he saw us on the ground. "What are you doing?" He asked a little weirded out. "We're having sex." Linde said casually. Thranduil's jaw slightly dropped. "I-uhh... well, uhm... good luck." Thranduil stammered. Linde and I started laughing loudly and Thranduil just stood there confused. I stood up and stood in front of Thranduil. "Is that considered a prank?" I asked Thranduil with a sassy tone. Thranduil narrowed his eyes at me and slightly scoffed. "I'll get you." Thranduil said and walked out the door. Linde also stood up and stood right next to me. "Why is he in a prank war when he can't take our jokes?" She asked but I shrugged. "Maybe that's how he always reacts." I said. "Okay, well I'll see you tomorrow. I'm going to bed." Linde said and walked out the door. I got into my pyjamas and stepped into my bed. I opened my Whatsapp and texted Tony. I asked him if he wanted to come with us to Disneyworld and if we could go with his private jet. I got a text back saying he would love to come. Tomorrow we had to be at Stark tower around eleven with everything we needed for Disneyworld. I put down my phone and went to sleep.

The next morning:

(Thranduil's POV)

Legolas and I were up all night thinking of a way to prank Noa and while we're at it Linde as well. It was hard to think about something because we knew so little about this world so we had already made plans to prank them in Mirkwood. I was pacing around the room. We still didn't have a plan and it made me frustrated. "Ada, sit down, relax." Legolas said getting nervous by my agitated pacing. I stopped and looked at my son. "I won't rest until we've thought of an idea." I replied and Legolas rolled his eyes. "Why are you taking this so seriously?" Legolas asked. "Because I am at war!" I explained but Legolas shook his head. "You shouldn't take these girls or this prank war thing too seriously because I don't think the girls do. I also think they don't take you too seriously so why waste your time?" I sighed. "Maybe you're right." I said. We made our way into the kitchen where we saw Linde sitting at the dinner table on her... thing... the black small thing, when she touches it something appears on that... well thing. I don't know the word of it. Legolas sat down at the table. "Good morning." Linde said not looking up. "Good morning." Legolas replied. I sat on the other side of Linde and looked at the small thing in her hands. Linde caught me staring and gave me a weird face. "What are you doing?" She asked with wide eyes. "What is this earth-thing?" I asked. "This, My Elvenking, is a phone." she replied. "And what does it do?" Legolas asked. "Uhm... you can send messages to someone else who has a phone, you can make pictures, which are paintings or drawings but then more modern. You can do quite a lot, actually." she explained. She laid down her phone on the table and looked at us. "Do you want something for breakfast?" She asked and Legolas and I both nodded. "Okay, I'll be back in a sec. Shall I make something you probably don't know? It's delicious." Linde offered. "Sure!" Legolas immediately said with a wide smile. I nodded. "Yeah, fine." I said and Linde went into the kitchen.