"Standards" -Joshler

•Nine•

"Yo, its ya boy Joshua!- Uhm, anyway. Just wanted to see how y'all are doing,how many spooks you've committed and shit like that. Forgive me father, I did exercise today. I had to play basket ball which I'm bad at, but I mean if it's concludes staring at ass- I mean, haircuts. Sick ass hair cuts!"

"Joshua William Dun, Did you just say ass?"

I sighed slightly, it was mum/mom or whatever

"I said bass. The instrument"

"Okay, teas ready sugar"

I shook my head laughing slightly and quickly stopped it recording. I had a file for all my failed attempts. I'll probably look back on them one day

I headed down stairs and sat at the table, picked up my knife and folk and began eating

"See any boys this past week you like?" I smiled slightly. My mum/mom knew I was gay and she even said she was bisexual. I haven't told my dad and he was out working right now, my dad wasn't evil I just found it comfortable with just my mum/mom knowing

"Well, there's this cutie called Tyler. Not that I've talked to him or anything" I lied quietly, best not for my mum/mom/the uterus I came out of to know that he's been round

"You have a picture?"

"What? No!"

That was also a lie

"Alright honey" she began eating. My face was shaded a slight pink. I might have stolen a b/w photo of him from tumblr. Who hasn't?

I finished dinner and dashed up stairs

One new message; Tyler Hoeseph

T: I want to get food with you

J: Do I have a choice in this

T: no we're going to taco bell on Saturday

T: oh and your ass is nice

T: not that I looked

J: I'm pretty sure you're gay lmao

T: Says the gay one

J: \_030_/

T: I can't help it

J: TBH you'd look really cute with a guy

J: like I can't imagine you with a girl

T: great confidence booster there

T: But low key I'd look good with you

J: Is that a flirt Mr.Joseph?

J: "I am not into you Dun"

T: gotta mcr

J: waIT YOU N O TOO S O O N