"Standards" -Joshler

•TwentyThree•

Me and Tyler where out of school. Turns out, he's badass at getting out of school

I'm not too surprised but still

We decided to play mariokart and just talk

"In all honestly, I'm surprised you have this game" Josh looked over to him as he saw a mischievous look on Tyler

"I'm gonna kick your ass!" He clicked the start button and I laughed, twisting to the screen

I was the a little blue shroom and he was playing mario. We both had pretty cool cars

"3, 2, 1, A go!" The little accent of mario rung through the screen as we both set off to a super fast start

Straight away he rammed his car into mine, I let out a yelp as my kart span out to the side

"Hey! Fuck you" I grumbled settling back on to the track as spontaneous laughter came from the side of me

I was in 4th place and I knew exactly what to do

First I slid over to Tyler, we where on his couch where he.. How do I put it...

Sucked the weenis

I scooted into his lap and he let out a slight screech, he stopped moving. Perfect

He groaned, wrapping his arms around me and held onto the controller, looking over my shoulder

I over took him cooing a "yes!"

"Joshua" Tyler whined, "that's no fair"

"You love it though" I cackled as he was in second place and I was in first

"Not complaining" Tyler shrugged as we continued to race

I was still worried about his face and I wanted to beat the living shit out of Debby

Lucky me, I sat next to her in music

"So what are you doing at the weekend?" Tyler reset his chin fully on my shoulder now, it was really cute

"Dallon and I are going out shopping. And then we are going to Patricks party"

"Party? Am I invited"

"I'm sure he won't mind but I don't think it's your kind of party," I giggled slightly "99.9% it's a slumber party with barely any alcohol involved. You know, to bring the fam together"

"Ah yeah, well I'm pretty sure Ryan is having a party. I think he wanted everyone to go but I'm sure we can excuse you"

"We don't even know him" I laughed, Brendon wanted to know him though

"I know but it's Ryan" Tyler's chocolate eyes rolled a course of sarcasm

"Mr.Joseph, did you just sass me?" I grinned slightly

"Josh your cuteness is distracting me" he then went on to grumble and I continued laughing

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I'd kicked his ass in every game we played

I heard a knock on his door and I stood up. He was in the bathroom

I opened the door to see the one and only, strawberry haired coloured bitch Debby

"Oh Josh!" She smiled. God I'd love to wipe that makeup all over her face

"Hi"

"Is Tyler in?"

"No"

"Awh, I wanted to apologise because I'm sweet yanno"

Sure

"Yeah, you seem.. Alright"

"So what are you doing here?"

"I'm just here to collect my hat from when we where doing a music project" that's a good lie Josh

"What project?"

"Oh, we had to do one to catch up!"
What a great liar

"Anyway you should call me" she stuck her hand in her pocket and shoved a piece of paper at me.

"Cool"

"Josh, who's there?"

"Debby" she replied for me before shoving past me

"Get out of my house, yo-" but before Tyler could say anything, the bitch kissed him

I automatically hopped into jealousy and grabbed her shoulder, pulling her away. I then grabbed both of her shoulders and began shoving her outside

"Have fun in hell" I pushed her out of the house and smiled before slamming the door

"You're hot like that" Tyler snickered

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You could say this was

A valentines day special 🌚

Happy Valentine's Day

I'm still single as fuck