His goofy smile reads nothing but trouble
His eye's are worn down and his chin has a stubble
He's ready to go and ready to break it
He can't wait much longer, but he's never gonna make it
His skin so bare the cold gives him chills
His body exposed gives him the thrills
He looks down as the crowd looks up
Everyone laughs at this poor schlub
So he takes a breath and gets up high
One foot too small and he could die
His heart is beating fast as body shakes
He's ready to jump and hope nothing breaks
Its time to go and end this funny story
The man stands atop the roof in all his glory
He runs with quick feet as the wind blows on his face
He leaps in the air, folds up, and holds himself in an embrace
Splash!
The cheers are so loud he hears the faint bass as he's submerged
He opens up his body and swims to the top where he finally emerged
The crowd goes wild as he raises his fist as proof
He broke the record, for longest distance into a pool, by a naked man, jumping off the roof
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