Holy Shhhhhh

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His goofy smile reads nothing but trouble

His eye's are worn down and his chin has a stubble

He's ready to go and ready to break it

He can't wait much longer, but he's never gonna make it

His skin so bare the cold gives him chills

His body exposed gives him the thrills

He looks down as the crowd looks up

Everyone laughs at this poor schlub

So he takes a breath and gets up high

One foot too small and he could die

His heart is beating fast as body shakes

He's ready to jump and hope nothing breaks

Its time to go and end this funny story

The man stands atop the roof in all his glory

He runs with quick feet as the wind blows on his face

He leaps in the air, folds up, and holds himself in an embrace

Splash!

The cheers are so loud he hears the faint bass as he's submerged

He opens up his body and swims to the top where he finally emerged

The crowd goes wild as he raises his fist as proof

He broke the record, for longest distance into a pool, by a naked man, jumping off the roof

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