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The night is calm, and the breeze is chill
Ready to insert my fingers inside, she knows i will
The mush graises against my fingers
It wets my hand, and leaves a smell that lingers
Pressing hard, and pulling out
I imagine the taste is horribly flacid, and stout
The rough edges, pressing down
I feel nervous, but you won't see me frown
The cold presses through, and sends a shiver down my spine
She looks me in the eyes, and i felt like she stopped time
She nods her head, to calm my nerve
And then i was done, "CARVING THE PUMPKIN, YOU PERV!"
---------------------------------That's right i know where your mind was going! lol yes it was about the first time my mom helped me carve my first pumpkin. happy halloween! you guys are gross!
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