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A/N: If this makes you laugh then vote and drop a comment! don't care what you say! :D

The night is calm, and the breeze is chill

Ready to insert my fingers inside, she knows i will

The mush graises against my fingers

It wets my hand, and leaves a smell that lingers

Pressing hard, and pulling out

I imagine the taste is horribly flacid, and stout

The rough edges, pressing down

I feel nervous, but you won't see me frown

The cold presses through, and sends a shiver down my spine

She looks me in the eyes, and i felt like she stopped time

She nods her head, to calm my nerve

And then i was done, "CARVING THE PUMPKIN, YOU PERV!"


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That's right i know where your mind was going! lol yes it was about the first time my mom helped me carve my first pumpkin. happy halloween! you guys are gross!

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