A/N: If this makes you laugh then vote and drop a comment! don't care what you say! :D
There once was a man from Nantucket...
Wait... no that one has already been done, and is too dirty.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to fetch a pale of water...
no no no no. wait, i think i've heard this one before.
Hickory Dickory Dock...
Crap! no! That one doesn't work either! Hmm.... Ooo! i got it!
There once was a dirty old bum
Who smelled like cheese and had a yellow thumb
"Why does he have a yellow thumb?"
i cannot tell you, because it sounds dumb
"Please!"
ok ok ok. i'll tell you.
The dirty old bum, had a yellow thumb, because his bum went real numb.
He felt real faint, and sat on a wet box of yellow paint
And when he felt an itch near his numb bum
He reached down and scratched it with his thumb.
So now the bum, had a yellow thumb from scratching an itch with his thumb on his bum.
See i told you it was dumb!
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Oh yeah. definitely gives Dr. Suess a run for his money. lol
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