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Who did it?

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My stomach is rumbling...

I just couldn't stop mumbling...

Her eyes so beautiful, they could light the stars

Out here on the cliff, we were surrounded by cars

Its a romantic sight, looking out the driver's side

But i know what's going to happen next, we are in for a memorable ride.

The pain and the fear, well up, even more

This wonderful girl, i truly adore

She leans in for the kiss, but is distracted by the sudden down pore

I sigh in relief for fear of the unkown

But i can't avoid her forever, cause i don't want to be alone

She looks back at me and i can see it in her eye's

She leans in for the kiss, i lean too. Then... a sudden surprise

The fart was so loud it could be heard far away

She didn't say a thing, she just got out of the car, and ran away.

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Ok the true mystery, who the hell did it? was it her? or was it him that farted? discuss...