Why is he doing that?

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When I was a young, I met a man

He had one shoe, torn clothes, and a tan

He looked at me and said, "I love you"

I looked at him and didn't know what to do.

You see he was stranger I had just met.

His cat was sick, which caused him to fret

I didn't see the cat, I wondered where it could be

It was in his van, or at least that's what he told me

I hopped in and searched all around

I couldn't find the cat, then the door made a sound

The slamming was loud and quick as could be.

I started to get scared not knowing what he'd do to me.

We got to a building, the man took me inside

It was that moment I knew he had lied

We went inside and into a small room with a bed

He pulled out a camera and said, "lay on the bed"

I ran at him and punched him in the guts

As he fell to the floor I kicked him in the nuts

I looked down and smirked as he looked up at me

What he didn't know was I am a dwarf, and I'm twenty three

I beat his ass and made him cry

I called the cops, then said goodbye

I will never forget the day I met the man with a tan and a van, who thought I was a kid

So if a person asks, "would you beat a pedophile?" I'd say, "I already did."

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I hope you notice that i said, "when i was young" not "when i was a kid". Btw Not a true story, but it would be awesome if it was lol! XD

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