When I was a young, I met a man
He had one shoe, torn clothes, and a tan
He looked at me and said, "I love you"
I looked at him and didn't know what to do.
You see he was stranger I had just met.
His cat was sick, which caused him to fret
I didn't see the cat, I wondered where it could be
It was in his van, or at least that's what he told me
I hopped in and searched all around
I couldn't find the cat, then the door made a sound
The slamming was loud and quick as could be.
I started to get scared not knowing what he'd do to me.
We got to a building, the man took me inside
It was that moment I knew he had lied
We went inside and into a small room with a bed
He pulled out a camera and said, "lay on the bed"
I ran at him and punched him in the guts
As he fell to the floor I kicked him in the nuts
I looked down and smirked as he looked up at me
What he didn't know was I am a dwarf, and I'm twenty three
I beat his ass and made him cry
I called the cops, then said goodbye
I will never forget the day I met the man with a tan and a van, who thought I was a kid
So if a person asks, "would you beat a pedophile?" I'd say, "I already did."
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I hope you notice that i said, "when i was young" not "when i was a kid". Btw Not a true story, but it would be awesome if it was lol! XD
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