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Don't you just wish you could pull money out of your butt?
When your broke, sad, scared, and stuck in a rutt
Wouldn't it be great, to just live life without pulling out your hair?
You could just reach in your butt and pull out a dollar, or two, here and there
If money grew on trees
We wouldn't be on our knees, begging please, spare me from this poverty disease
We could live happily, with money in our butt
Any time a bill or rent came along, our expenses wouldn't have to be cut
If we could live life, just pulling money out of our butt
Life would be easy, safe, and maybe we wouldn't be stuck in a rutt
Enconomies would expand
Life without poverty would be something grand
Human life would be treasured
The depth of someone's character wouldn't have to be measured
Life with money coming out of butts
Would be like the gate to heaven, open always, and never shut
So the pains of expense wouldn't turn you into a nut
I ask you again, don't you just wish you could pull money out of your butt?
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