Sayy whaaattt?

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Don't you just wish you could pull money out of your butt?

When your broke, sad, scared, and stuck in a rutt

Wouldn't it be great, to just live life without pulling out your hair?

You could just reach in your butt and pull out a dollar, or two, here and there

If money grew on trees

We wouldn't be on our knees, begging please, spare me from this poverty disease

We could live happily, with money in our butt

Any time a bill or rent came along, our expenses wouldn't have to be cut

If we could live life, just pulling money out of our butt

Life would be easy, safe, and maybe we wouldn't be stuck in a rutt

Enconomies would expand

Life without poverty would be something grand

Human life would be treasured

The depth of someone's character wouldn't have to be measured

Life with money coming out of butts

Would be like the gate to heaven, open always, and never shut

So the pains of expense wouldn't turn you into a nut

I ask you again, don't you just wish you could pull money out of your butt?

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