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A/N: Based on a True Story. If this makes you laugh then vote and drop a comment! don't care what you say! :D

There once was a man who had to go pee

But he was stuck in line at the bank, and couldn't go free

If he didn't withdrawl some money, He would be evicted from his place

But deep inside his bladder it was squeezing, and you could see it on his face.  X |

He clinched his legs hoping to wait it out

the thought of standing in line any longer, like this, had him in doubt

"Please hurry" he thought, as he bent over in pain

The squeezing turned to stabbing, and the waiting, drove him insane

"I can't do it! i can't wait any more!"

He ran out of line, and kicked open the door.

He got home quick, and got to the toilet

He had to get off his pant's, "they are linnen", and he didn't want to soil it

"oh sweet lord, thank you" he said with glee

As he stood there taking a pee

Once he was done, he shook, and walked on out

Hi bladder was empty, and he felt so good, he wanted to shout

Then he woke up, and relized it was a dream

A vivid and strange one, it would seem

As he sat up rubbing his eye's, he felt his blanket, and found a surprise

"Oh no! i pissed the bed!"

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Ok i just have to say i have had a dream just like this once. i had a dream i had to go pee, so i got home and did it and felt really good. then i woke up and realized what happened. lol that's what you get when you drink water before bed!

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