A/N: OK so I just had to write this poem for all the ladies out there who have been harassed by pig headed guys who come on way to strong or creepy. This one is for you ladies.
Guy:"What?"
GIrl:"What do you mean what?"
Girl:"You just grabbed my butt!"
Girl:"I'm not some dirty slut!"
Guy:"are you sure? I saw you teasing"
Guy: "you looking all sexy, was esthetically pleasing"
Girl: "I don't care! Don't touch me, just cause I look nice"
Guy: "bitch! Your heart is cold as ice!"
Girl: "why? Because your approach has no charm?"
Girl: "you want some ass? Just walk right past, and go to a farm"
Guy: "you're just a tease!"
Girl: "Why? Cause I'm not down on my knees!? Begging please, do me, I'm a skeeze?"
Girl: "I suggest you walk, before I clean your clock"
Guy: " pssh. Your mouth is a good place for a sock"
(she turns her back on him. The guy leans in and grabs her again. She turns back around)
Guy: "what are you gonna do? Throw me against the walls?"
Girl: "Nope... I'm gonna kick you in the balls!"
Kick!
(the man falls to the ground holding his testicles as the girl turns and walks away)
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He got owned! XD
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