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A/N: If this makes you laugh then vote and drop a comment! don't care what you say! :D

I once met a hobo with magical beans

He gave them to me and i had magical dreams

Unicorns flying and the sky's open as cheeseburger rain down

I'd ride a large purple turtle on into town

The beautiful sun was made of lemon starburst and i'd eat it all up

Then i'd fall into the ocean filled with blueberry Gatorade and fill my cup

I'd wake from my dreams and feel bright and wonderful the next day

Its like god came down and touched the hobo's beans and made them this way

I return to the hobo to get more magic beans

But as i approach i see a boy standing there in skinny jeans

He was getting the beans from the hobo and walking away

I was so upset i walked to the hobo quickly and had plenty to say

"He got the magic beans and not me?"

"Why would you do this? I wanted my magic dreams, can't you see!"

The hobo said nothing as he looked up at me

So eventually i just walked away, feeling empty

Then i realized, those beans were quite tough

I could only swallow them with water, and they went down rough

Those weren't magic beans that gave me magical dream hugs!

Those were Ecstasy pills, and i've been doing drugs!!

My mom is going to kill me...

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Moral of the story kids is don't accept magical beans from a hobo. lol XD Comment below and talk to me!