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Twinkle twinkle little star

I fell alseep, at a bar

I woke up dazed, and out of my mind

My keys, i couldn't find

"Oh wait, i don't have a car!"

i was so wasted, i imagined driving a car to the bar

Oh no my mom is gonna be mad

I think the person i stole the car from, was my dad!

oh no what do i do now?

"my boy, my boy. stand up and take a bow!"

Oh no, my dad found me. I'm in seriously deep shit

"Don't even try to wiggle out of this kid. you need to admit it"

I didn't know what to say,

I had to make up something drastic, so i said, "dad i'm gay"

His face had no expression

I think he knows i'm lying, at least that's my impression

My dad said, "get up, and go outside, before i do something i will regret"

The bartender looked at me with empathy and said, "its not the worse thing i've seen. no need to fret"

Stepping out in the sun, my eyes hurt like hell,

My head began to spin, i was so off balance, i almost fell.

Looking at the car, i felt confused

It wasn't brand new, in fact, it was used

Thinking real hard, i remember my dad's car was new

And the color was definitely not red, well it was blue

Suddenly i realized, "oh no i'm dead"

The car i stole wasn't my dads... It was my neighbor's, Ted.

"oh shit!"

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No this didn't happen to me. just so you know. lol i'm not that stupid.