My Best Friend Jimmy

Just ask Lorne.

I woke up the next morning to the flood of Lorne's texts that had accumulated over night. I already knew what they were about. He was probably pissed we stayed here instead of over at his house. I figured it wasn't a big deal, so I eased myself out of bed so I wouldn't wake sleeping beauty who was lying beside me. I tip toed off into the shower so I could wash the grime of yesterday's events off. I felt disgusting.

Not that long after I started washing my hair, I heard the door click open and bare feet clapping on the tile floor of the bathroom.

"Good morning, Jimmy." I said in a sarcastic tone. 

"Gahhh." He grumbled back as I heard him shut on the water to the sink. "Are we doing anything today?" He mumbled through the tooth brush in his mouth.

"Not that I know of. I assumed we wouldn't be doing too much today." I rinsed the shampoo out of my hair and asked, "Why? What're you thinking?"

He spit out his tooth paste and said, "Gloria wants to know if we want to go to my parents house for the day. Just get out of the city and take a break from it all."

I poked my head out the shower curtain and looked at my half-dressed, all-star comedian, boyfriend's half naked body. I took a second to suck the drool back up into my mouth and replied, "Yeah. I think that's a really good idea. Let her know we're coming, okay?"

He must've heard that my head was outside the shower because he turned around and gave a seductive little smile and giggle. I rolled my eyes and told him, "No. Not again. I'm still sore from last night and I can barely walk. The last thing I need is to go to your parents house and have noticeable sex walk."

He sauntered over to the shower and leaned in and kissed me on the lips. His eyes got narrow and he said in a suspicious tone, "Is this the most sore you've ever been? Ever?"

I pressed my lips together to fight back a smile. I popped my head back into the shower and I heard him say from outside, "Oh come on! Is it or isn't it?!"

I poked my head back out of the shower curtain and gave him a half smile. "It is."

He threw his arms up in the air in victory and came back down rocking his fist. "Yes!" He yelled.

I let out a hearty laugh and asked him, "Make ya feel good?"

He ran over to me and said with wide eyes, "Am I the best you've ever had? Because you're the best that I've ever had." He had said it so quickly I just couldn't help but start laughing.

"Of course," I began. "That was a completely rhetorical question wasn't it?"

He shrugged his shoulders and giggled, "Maybe." He winked at me. "So I was better than Eddy?"

"Oh now that is a rhetorical question!" I flicked water at him from inside the shower.

"Was I?!" He jumped up and down like the child that he really was.

"Oh my god. You already know the answer to this! Of course you were! I mean, I've only ever been with you and Eddy so I don't really have much to compare it with but..." I trailed off for dramatic effect. I knew this would drive him right up the wall.

"But? But? But what?!" He was basically having a meltdown right in front of me. I brought my hand out in front of the curtain and wagged my finger at him to come closer. He scrambled over to me and turned his head so that I was able to whisper into his ear. I leaned in and seductively whispered, "You're the best I've ever had, and I can't imagine it getting any better..."

He gingerly turned his head to face me. As he did, I saw how big his eyes were. He looked down at the curtain and then back up to me. He raised an eyebrow, suggestively. I already knew where he was going with that look, so I shot him down.