Book Of Stupidity

What If We Were In FNAF...?

Okay, Sara-chan, as I mentioned in the intro...

PLEASE. DON'T. KILL. MEH!!! >^<

I didn't put your OC in this, cause I didn't think you'd be very happy about it, and you'd probably do something terrible to me next time we'd see each other, so yeah ^ ^

Anyway, here you go, fellow FNAF-ers! \(^ - ^)/

Enjoy!
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FNAF 1:

V: YUI! QUIT CLOSIN THE DOORS EVERY TIME ONE OF THEM MOVE!

Yui: I can't help it! I get anxious, okay!!!

Alicandra: Dammit, Chica! *shuts right door*

Yuki: V-CHAN! Where did Freddy go?!

V: How the Fluffle Puff am I supoosed to know?! You have the monitor, and I'm tryin to stop Yui from getting us killed!

Magnus: Do you hear those footsteps...? Sounds like... running...?

Alicandra: Oh No...

MoonPie: SHIT!!! SHUT THE LEFT GOD DAMN DOOR!!!

Yui: Eek! *shuts left door*

*BANG! BANG! BANG!*

Alicandra: *Hides under desk*

V: GO THE HELL AWAY, FOXY!!! WE DON'T WANT THE DRUGS YOU SELLIN!!! >:(

Yuki: *Honks Freddy nose on poster* •3•

MoonPie: Why'd we get this crap job?! We coulda been makin more money washin dishes somewhere!!!

V: Now's not the time for Markiplier quotes, Moon!

MoonPie: Correction; it's the perfect time -v-

V: -_-#

*Power goes out*

V: GODDAMMIT!!! NUUU!!!

MoonPie: 6:AM! 6:AM! 6:AM!!! PLEE-HEE-HEEAAASE!!
O_O

Alicandra: NOOOO!!! SO FREAKIN CLO-HOSE!!!

V: *Hugs Magnus* >^<

Magnus: At least I'm not dying alone. *hugs V back*

Yuki: NUUU! I DON'T WANNA DAAAIIIEEE >^<

Yui: WHAT?! OH FUCKING DAMMIT!!! I KILLED US!!! D:>

* DING DONG! DING DONG!*

V: Wha?! o_o

*DING DONG! DING DONG!*

V: *HAPPY GASP* :D OHMYFUCKINGODWEMADEIT!!!

Yuki: YASS!!!

Alicandra: We made it. Heheheh-*faints*

Yui: *shaking* Th-th-that was w-way t-too close!!!

MoonPie: *High fives V* We did it! <:D

Magnus: Skill! <:)

V: *Pokes Alicandra* Um... is u dead...?

FNAF 2

Yui: WHY ARE THERE NO DOORS?!?! D:>

V: Relax. If you feel panicked, put the mask on.

Yui: But it creeps me out-

V: DID I McFUCKING STUTTER?!

Magnus: I hear thumpin in da vents! O_O

V: Check 'em, then.

Magnus: What if someone's there?

V: Like I told Yui, PUT. YOUR. MASK. ON.

Alicandra: What's the mask for...?

V: Either you put it on, or u die!

Yuki: V-chan... I wanna go find Vincent-

V: How bout no.

Yuki: But-

V: I know! But does you wanna die?

Yuki: Maybe?!

V: *FACEPALM*

MoonPie: WIND UP THAT DAMN MUSIC BOX!!!

V: SHIT! *winds music box*

Magnus: V... what is that?!

V: What is what...? Magnus what is it?! O_O

Yui: Look...

V: *Lowers monitor. Sees Golden Freddy* Oh fuck no...
NOBODY MOVE! DO NOT MESS WITH THE MONITOR!!!

MoonPie: *waves arms crazily at Golden Freddy*
GO AWAAAAAYYYY!!!!! NOBODY LIKES U!!!! >:(

Yuki: *waves at Golden Freddy* Tell Springtrap I said hi, Goldie. ^-^

Alicandra: Wut...? -_-

V: Yuki... Please... do not try to speak to it.

Yuki: *Honks Goldie's nose* ^3^

V: *FACEPALM* Only you, Yuki... Only. Freakin. You.

*Turns to 6:AM*

V: Okay. My work here is done... TIME TO FIND JEREMY-SENPAI!!! :D

Magnus: NUUU!!! D:

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Yay! I hope you liked it! Part 2 will be coming out soon! Yeah, I was lazy with the ending :/ Shameless.
But anyway, I'll see u on da next chapter!

~V◆Snipe