Shadow: VEEEE!
V: Wut?
Shadow: THERE'S A GATOR IN THE POOL! D:>
V: Oh yeaaah. That's Adam. He's our new pet. ^ ^
Shadow: What's he doing in the pool?!
V: *crosses arms* Would you rather have him in the tub? That can be arranged.
*SCREAMING*
V/Shadow: *exchange glances* Oh no... *runs outside to pool*
Alicandra: WHAT THA HELL?! VEEEE!
V: Don't get your maid-panties in a twist, Alley. He'll only eat you if I tell him to ^ ^
Alicandra: Why the fuck is it in the pool?!
V: Profa-na-na, Alley. You'd die of fright if you found him in the tub! And it can understand what you're saying, so don't piss him off.
Yuki: HelloOHMYGOD! O_O
V: Ah! Yuki! Whaddaya think of Adam? :D
Yuki: He's... nice...?
V: -_-# You know what? EVERYBODY! THERE IS AN ALLIGATOR IN THE POOOOL! HE IS THE NEW FAMILY PET! DO NOT SHOOT HIM!
Yui: What? *looks in pool* CROIKEY! O_O
Cassidy: V, why? Just... why?
V: I wanted a pet alligator! Gimme a break!
MoonPie: I don't think I wanna be here anymore...
V: WHAT?! NUUUU! Thanks to Cassidy, we are living together, and like it or not, we're gonna be one big, happy family. I'll be the daddy. Yuki will be the mommy. And Adam will be the uncle who eats the kids who get on my nerves ^ ^
Alicandra: Um... V... you're a girl. You can't be the-
V: -I. AM. YOUR. FATHER!
Alicandra: NUU!!! YOU. ARE. MY. SISTER!!! ;P
Everyone Else: *FACEPALM*
Yuki: What are you implying, exactly? Cause I might not wanna be your wife. No offense.
V: None taken. And not the point; you don't have to marry me unless you wanna ^-^
Yuki: Oh, good- WAIT WHAT?!
V: LOL Just kidding! *runs into house*
Cassidy: I'm getting very worried about her...
MoonPie: Me too... Has she been keeping up her Pocky intake?
Yuki: She should; otherwise she probably wouldn't be here...
Alicandra: Psh! She can live without Pocky! That bitch will be fine!
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Book Of Stupidity
HumorWarning! Very stupid. Some material may not be suitable for younger readers. This is recommended for readers 13+
