Book Of Stupidity

DON'T. TOUCH. THE-

*Everyone in the living room hears screamming from upstairs*

Cassidy: *pokes head through door* ...V...? You okay...?

V: Cassidy... get Yui, Yuki, and Alley here... right. Freaking. Now.

Cassidy: *GASP!!!* RIGHT AWAY!!!

Cassidy: *runs downstairs* YUU! YUKI! ALLEY!!! UPSTAIRS!!! NOW!!!

Yui/Yuki/Alicandra: *runs upstairs*

Yuki: *GASP!* Oh. My. God...

Yui: I don't believe it...

Alicandra: Is this really happening....?

(Behold.... Nanase Haruka, Vice Captain of the Iwatobi Swim Club!)

All: HARUKA-SENPAI!!! :D

Haru: *stoic expression*

V: Hey, Haruka. Turn around real quick, kay?

Haru: *Nods, and turns around*

V: *gives friends an evil smirk* I'm gonna do it~

Alicandra: Do what?

V: *glances at Haru's butt* ;3

Cassidy: No! You make one more move, missy...

V: *holds up hand*

Cassidy: No! Don't you dare! If you lay one hand on that butt! Are you listening to me?! Don't. Touch. The b-

V: *Smacks Haru's butt* >:]

Haru: *turns head blushing* O///O

Cassidy: V!!! D:<

Yuki: *Whispers to Yui* She touch-ed 'The Butt' :D

V: #ITouch-ed'TheButt'(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)