Guy Names
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V: *pondering* Ya know, we need guy names, since we're guys now.
Yuki: True, dat.
V: FAMILY MEETING! FAMILY MEETING!
Everyone Else: *Goes to living room*
V: *Claps hands* Cookie! Ima be straight to the point with you guys. Yuki and I need guy names. Any ideas?
Cassidy: How about calling you Vincent-
Yuki: -NU! >:(
V: OKAY! Not Vincent. Sorry, Cass. Good suggestion, tho. Okay. Anyone else? Remember! There are no dumb ideas. :)
Shadow: What about Magnus? :3
MoonPie: NO!
V: That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. -_-# Someone else have an idea? Please, anyone else but Shadow!
Yui: Ooh! What about calling you Rin?
V: Sounds good. Any objections? Going once? Going twice? SOLD! I am Rin now! Yuki's turn!
MoonPie: What about Yukio? It'd be like the Blue Exorcist!
V: OH MYGOTH YUSS!!! What do you think, Yuki?
Yuki: Sounds good.
V: Any objections? Speak now, or forever hold your peace! Going once? Going twice? SOLD! Yuki! You are now Yukio!
Alicandra: That's just adding an "O" to the end of her name-
V: SHUDUP! He is a he now. And it's final. We'll have the names of people off da Blue Exorcist!
Cassidy: Yuss! X3
Yui: Noice... -v-
Shisune: Sounds good to me.
MoonPie: Yay! :D
Shadow: I still think you should have the name M-
V: -I swear to Goth if you don't shut the fluff up, I'll drop-kick you into the freaking pool, and feed you to Adam!
Yuki: A-dum... :3
V: *chuckles*Oh goth don't get me started on that... Yukio.
Yukio: I can if I want to... Rin.
Rin: Challenge accepted.
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Okay! First part done! From now on (till they turn into girls again) those characters will be referred to as Yukio and Rin. I needed fucking dude names for them. Don't judge me!
Moving on to the next 'chapter.' WARNING! The next part contains alot of ranting and fangroying. You have been warned...
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Star Wars Fangroying
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Rin: *Staring intensely at tablet breathing heavily*
Yukio: Rin...?
Rin: I'm okay! Everything's fine! I'm totally not gonna die...
Yukio: Are you fanboying about Star Wars again?
Rin: NO!... Maybe... And actually, for us, since we're technically he-she-it-things, it's fan- groying.
Fan-girling and/or fan-boying!
Yukio: Oh, okay... Can I see?
Rin: Yukio, as much as I love you, I can't let you see till you watch the whole series. Spoilers, ya know?
Yukio: Gosh darnit! I wish I knew what Kylo Ren looked like without his stupid helmet!
Rin: Oh my goth, you'd be surprised. ;)
Alicandra: Heh, I'd tap dat any day~ ;3
Rin: NO! HE IS MINE, DAMMIT! YOU CAN HAVE FUCKING ANAKIN BEFORE HE BECAME DARTH VADER!!! I WILL FUCKING CUT YOU OPEN! STAY AWAY FROM MY KYLO-SENPAI!!! >:(
Everyone Else: O_O
MoonPie: I think you need a therapist...
Cassidy: Yeah, you're obsession with Star Wars isn't good for your health...
Rin: I'm not an obsessed person!... Just a dedicated Grey Jedi...
Yukio: You okay...? Has the feels gotten to you...?
Rin: Maybe... >^<
MoonPie: That's not good... He gets very emotional when he gets the feels-
Rin: -I AM AN EMOTIONAL TIMEBOMB, DAMMIT!!!
Yukio: Rin, calm down. Do you need any Pocky?
Alicandra: And some Halo time?
Rin: That... sounds nice... RIGHT AFTER I GET DONE READING THIS FUCKING FANFIC!!!
Yukio: *sigh* There's no stoppin him...
Alicandra/MoonPie: Nope...
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And that happened. Yeah, get me reading a Kylo Ren fanfic, and I will turn into an over-emotional timebomb.
Lol, I'm such a fangroy!
Oh, and you can find me and MoonPie-chan on iFunny!
My profile is V_Snipe, and MoonPie-chan's is ScientistGaster.
Stay beautifully weird, guys!
#Headshots
~V◆Snipe
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Book Of Stupidity
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