Da Bibble

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Before you start reading, I juss wanna make one thing clear.
I have nothing against religion (I respect it all, minus extremists), and I'm not meaning to offend anyone or anything regarding Christianity or Judaism.

Okie, proceed!

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Yuki: V-chan!

V: *half asleep* What?

Yuki: *holds up book* Behold! The Bible!

V: *lazily reads cover of book* .... that says The Bibble

Yuki: *intense* YOU QUESTION THE WORDS OF THE MIGHTY YUKI?!

V: ... Maybe...?

Yuki: DON'T! >:(

V: Why, tho?

Yuki: Cuz it's your job to not question it. -_-

V: I failed, then -w-

Yuki: YOU HAD ONE JOB, V! ONE. FLUFFING. JOB!

V: I'm not religious anyway, so... :/

Yuki: *throws book somewhere behind her* WELL I'M NOT, EITHER! DA BIBBLE BURNT MY HAND!

Alicandra: Oooh, honey. You need some milk! XD

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I literally laughed my ass off writing this XD
I'm still laughing.

Ur so very welcome, Yuki-chan.

And once again, I'm so sorry if this is, in any way, offensive to Christianity or Judaism.

#Headshots

~V◆Snipe

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