Book Of Stupidity

Sister Issues

V: *sitting while Alicandra does her hair* Oni-chan! Don't tease it so much!

Alicandra: It's the only way if you want poofy emo hair. Now hold still!

V: But I don't want it to be so poofy! I don't like my hair when it's poofed up! Why are you always forcing me into this stuff?

Alicandra: I'm getting you ready for Color Guard, V. If you want to be in the squad, you'll have to step out of your comfort zone.

V: But even when you weren't in Color Guard, you always forced me into everything you wanted! I hate it when you do that!

Alicandra: Fine! *brushes out hair* I won't do anything for or with you again, you bitch.

V: YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH ME!!! All you really do is take my tablet, without my permission, and look through all my personal stuff, and you forcefully make me look girly how you see fit! And every time I see you, you're always on your stupid phone talking to your boyfriend! And when I actually want to do something with you, you say, "I'm texting my Boyfriend," or, "Go away. I'm talking to my Boyfriend." IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU AND WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT!!! *storms off to room and fixes hair*

Yuki: *knocks on door* V-chan? You okay?

V: *muffled* I'm fine, Yuki-chan. I just... need to cool down. *walks out with lightsaber*

Yuki: Are you gonna-?!

V: -No, no, no... Just going for a walk in the woods... I'll be back in an hour, give or take. *walks out the door*

MoonPie: What's up with V? She seems... upset- And her hair is black now!

Yuki: She's just going through sister issues. And her hair turns black when she's really angry.

MoonPie: Oh. Aren't you two sisters?

Yuki: As sad as it is, only metaphorical. Alicandra and V-chan are sisters by blood.

MoonPie: Oh, I get it. But why does she have a-

*CRASH!!!*

MoonPie: Oh... Should we go and...?

Yuki: Probably best if we just give her some space.

*Outside in the woods*

V: *heavy breathing* *singing Seven Devils by Florence+The Machine* *slices down another tree with lightsaber*

Thirty minutes later...

V: *sighs and looks at all the trees she wrecked* I suddenly feel much better. *walks back to house*

Alicandra: *sees V walk in* Back from your Kylo Ren Temper Tantrum?

V: Don't. Even. I'm not in the mood for your bullshit. *goes to room*

To Be Continued....