Book Of Stupidity

Vitamin D and Prepping

Alicandra: *Tending garden*

V: *runs to Alicandra* ALLEY!!!

Alicandra: Holy shit- V?! YOU'RE A GIRL NOW!?!?!

V: HOW THE FLUFF DID THIS HAPPEN?! One minute, I sitting outside as a guy, then BOOM! My boobs appear again!

MoonPie: So you're not a dude anymore? Shit!

V: You still wanted to touch my dick, didn't you?

MoonPie: ... Maybe...

V: Well, too bad!

Cassidy: What- V! :D

V: I have boobs again, Cassidy!!!! :D

Cassidy: I missed when you were a girl. God, you look so... weird from what I'm used to seeing. You know, when you were a dude.

V: I bet. And in all honesty, I missed having tits.

Cassidy: *gropes boob* Same...

V: What the hell?

Cassidy: Sorry! >///< Just a habit!

V: Okay....? Wait a minute...

Alicandra/Cassidy/V/MoonPie: YUKI!!! *runs to Yuki's room*

Yuki: Guuyyys?!

V: ISN'T THIS AMAZING?! Let's go inside and celebrate!

Everyone: YEAH!!!

V/Yuki: *goes inside* *turns into dudes again*

Rin: What the-? Oh Goth darnit!

Yukio: What the fluff?!

Cassidy: Oh my god...

Rin: *steps outside*

V: Whoa... I turn into a girl when I'm outside!

Alicandra: It might have something to do with Vitamin D. That comes from sunlight. And since V is Vitamin D deficient, that spell might've gotten linked into that.

V: What about Yuki-chan?

Yukio: I'm... whatever you are, too.

MoonPie: What does that mean, anyway? Vitamin D deficient?

Yui: It means they're pale as fuck.

V: PROFA-NA-NA-NA-NA!!!!

Shadow: Shut up, V. You swear all the time.

V: I swear without saying the actual word. Fluff. Goth. Shetland pony. Do you pay attention?

Shadow: I don't care.

V: -_-#

Shadow: ^w^

V: Can I drop-kick him into the pool now?

Alicandra: Maybe *wink wink*

V: :D

MoonPie: Ooh! Ooh! Can I call Bella over?!

V: That's actually the most half decent idea anyone's had so far.

MoonPie: I feel special now :3

Yuki: What about Apocalypse Day?! D:>

V: Other than that, Yuki-chan. Apocalypse Day was the best idea ever.

Yui: What's Apocalypse Day?

V: The day we take over the world. ^ ^

Alicandra: Oh cool!

Yuki: Don't forget to mention the killing!