One Word Story
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Outside...
V: Hey, I'm bored. Let's play a game!
MoonPie: Okay -v-
V: Not what I meant, you fluffing pervert. -_-#
Alicandra: What about One Word Story?
Yuki: Ooh! I love that game!
Cassidy: Yeah!
Yui: Yuss!
Shisune: Idc *goes inside*
Shadow: Okay.
V: I'll start! Then Alley, MoonPie Yuki, Cassidy, then Yui, and Shadow. Those.
Alicandra: Women.
MoonPie: Danced.
Yuki: In.
Cassidy: An.
Yui: Exotic.
Shadow: Pool.
V: With.
Alicandra: Adam.
Silence
Everyone:.... *insert uncontrollable laughter*
MoonPie: ADAM!!! WHAT THE HELL?! *Laughing*
Adam: O~O I dunno what's going on...
V: You were in the pool with Dancing Women!!! *insert uncontrollable laughter*
Adam: ...
And so, throughout the rest of the day, they began cracking jokes about that nonstop, and lived happily ever after!
Cured...?
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Cassidy: *runs up to Rin* I have a cure for you and Yukio!!!
Rin: Really?
Cassidy: Yeah! Well... kinda. It'll cure your uncontrollable changing.
Rin: Does that mean...?
Cassidy: Yes. You and Yukio will be able to shift gender at will.
Yukio: What?! THAT'S AWESOME!!!
Rin: I know right?! That way, Moon will stop trying to... ya know...
MoonPie: Gimme dat penis!!! -v-
Rin: OH SHETLAND PONY NO!!! HELP ME!!!
Cassidy: Quick! Get outside!
Rin/Yukio: *runs outside*
V: That was close! '^ ^
Yuki: Yeah!
Cassidy: Now stay still. I don't want things to get messy.
V: What the hell's that supposed to mean?!
Cassidy: *speaks in wizard language* *waves magic wand*
ZAP!!!
V: Whoa... what ha happened?
Cassidy: You're cured! You can shift genders anytime you want now!
Yuki: Yay! *mumbles* soit'sokayifVandIaretogether..
V: Did you say something?
Yuki: I SAID YOU LOVE DARTH VADER!!!
V: No. Kylo Ren does. I just think he's a badass. There's a difference. Don't get me on a one-hour rant, Yuki-chan!
Alicandra: That'd be bad.
MoonPie: Yeah... *mumbles* stillwantdatpenis...
V: O///O ..... What?
Everyone Else: .....
MoonPie: ... Heard there was a movie with Adam Driver in it coming out this year.
V: WHAT?! :D
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Ha! That went better than planned. Anyway, what MoonPie-chan said is true.
There is a movie with Adam Driver in it coming out. To those who dunno who he is, he's the guy who played Kylo Ren in Star Wars: The Force Awakens.
Anyway, the movie is called Midnight Special, I think.
I really wanna see it! It seems like a really good movie.
And since Adam Driver is in it, to me that's a bonus.
Stay awesomely weird, u guys!
#Headshots
~V◆Snipe
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Book Of Stupidity
HumorWarning! Very stupid. Some material may not be suitable for younger readers. This is recommended for readers 13+
