Okay, first I'm Carl, and Yuki will be Paul.
Second, Shadow will be the dead person. ^ ^
Luv u, lil bro....
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Yuki: Vee! There's a dead human in our house!
V: Whoa! Hey!.. How'd he get here?
Yuki: Veeeeee! What did you do?!
V: Me-Wha- I didn't do this.
Yuki: Explain what happened, V.
V: I've never seen him before in my life.
Yuki: Why did you kill this person, V?!
V: I do not kill people. That is- That is my least favorite thing to do.
Yuki: Tell me, V, exactly what you were doing before I got home.
V: Well, well I was upstairs.
Yuki: Alright.
V: I was- I was sitting in my room-
Yuki: -Yes.
V: -Reading a book-
Yuki: -Okay.
V: And, well- Well this guy walked in-
Yuki: Go on...
V: So I walked up to him-
Yuki: Okay...
V: Aaand I... stabbed him 37 times in the chest...
Yuki: ... Veeeeeeeeee! That kills people!
V: *chuckles* Whoa! Hey! Heh, I didn't know that! ^ ^
Yuki: How could you not know that?!
V: Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck!
Yuki: What happened to his hands?
V: What's that?
Yuki: His hands. Wha-Why are they missing?
V: Well, I sort of um... cooked them up, and ate them.
Yuki: ... Veee!
V: I was hungry, and, ya know, when you crave hands, that's- well-
Yuki: Veeeeeeeee...
V: I was hungry for hands! Gimme a break!
Yuki: Why on Earth would you do that?!
V: My stomach was makin the rumblies-
Yuki: -Veeeeee!-
V: - That only hands would satisfy!
Yuki: What is wrong with you, V?!
V: Well, I kill people, and I eat hands. That- that's two things!
Yuki: .........
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Yay! I remembered all of that!
Guys, that had to happen.
Among my friends, one of us would've got pissed if it didn't. Trust me.
TALKIN BOUT YOU, YUKI-CHAAAAN!!!
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Book Of Stupidity
HumorWarning! Very stupid. Some material may not be suitable for younger readers. This is recommended for readers 13+
