V: *plays Skyrim* Runnin through Whiterun... Shet! Stupid bridge!
Alicandra: What are you doing?
V: I fell under the bridge in front of the gates... wait... WTF IS THAT?!
Shadow: What is what?
V: *points at triangle with circle in da center* That! God, it looks like Bill Cipher! *GASP!* you know what this means, guyz?!
Both: Wut...?
V: SKYRIMANADI CONFIIIIRRRMED!!! Dammit, Nazeem! Knew the black fucker was up ta somethin!
I HAVE BEEN TO THE FLUFFIN CLOUD DISTRICT, DAMMIT!!!
Both: O_O *backs out of room*
V: -_- Fine. Be that way... *grumble, grumble*
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Hey! Yeah, I'm stupid like that. I thought it was Skyrimanadi at the time, but nah.
It's actually a Thieves Guild symbol for a safe zone, or something like that.
Uncle Ben told me. He's a Skyrim expert. Or, an all videogames expert.
But, about calling Nazeem a 'black f**ker'.
I'm not a racist. I have nothing against people of other races.
Unlike the Stormcloaks...
Anyway, juss wanted to clarify that! ^ ^
We are all equal, and unique in our own beautiful wayz!
#Headshots
~V◆Snipe
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Book Of Stupidity
HumorWarning! Very stupid. Some material may not be suitable for younger readers. This is recommended for readers 13+
